REMINDER
I REACHED 5,000 FOLLOWERS! I still can’t believe so many wonderful people follows me! ;; Am I really that worthy? Gosh you guys!! <3
To celebrate such an amazing number, i’m doing the first giveaway ever!
How to participate?
It’s super easy! First you have to be following me of course. And then you just have to reblog!
You can reblog as many times as you want, but NO giveaway blogs can reblog this and please, do not spam the other blogs you follow with reblogging this a lot of times. You will be out of the giveaway if you do.
This giveaway ends the 7th of January! After that day, i’ll announce the winner.
The winner will be able to get a free drawing of whatever they want, under some rules i’ll only tell the winner.
Thank you so much and I wish you all luck!
I love Star Wars. I know I would love it even more if he is and ended up with Finn. Diversity is fun.
People around: asexuals must be so lonely
People around: how can someone devote their entire lives to something OTHER than sex??
People around: what do they do with their time, even, if they're not fucking like rabbits or at least fantasizing about it
People around: i don't trust asexuals because they must be using all that free time to plot their world domination
Me, an asexual: WOWY WOW WWWWOW EVERYONE IS SO AESTHETICALLY ATTRACTIVE, EVERYONE IS SO CUTE, OH GOSH
person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
GIVEAWAY Hey guys! This past Christmas I received two of these bb-8 app enabled droids so since I don’t have use for one of these I decided to give it to one of you! This giveaway is for one brand new BB-8 App Enabled Droid. I will be choosing a winner February 18, a month from now and two runner ups to receive a POP! Funko BB-8. All you have to do is reblog this post for one entry and follow me to be eligible. Love you all and good luck:)
some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses!
me:
“Don we now our gay apparel” *puts on my ace pride sweater*
for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”.
1. Find injection sites that work for you (“sweet spots”) and rotate them. The deltoid (arm), vastus lateralis (thigh), and ventrogluteal (hip/butt) muscles are acceptable sites for IM injections. The common dorsogluteal injection site is no longer recommended. (Doing T shots in your butt? Read this.)
2. Choose your gear wisely. Use a needle that is long enough to penetrate deep into the muscle. Use a larger gauge needle for drawing up, then switch to a smaller gauge needle to inject.
3. Shorten your cycle. If you’re injecting every 14 days, you might try moving to a 7 day cycle to see if injecting the smaller volume helps minimize pain.
4. Re-visit your injection technique. Air-lock or Z-track? Are you injecting straight in or does the trajectory of the needle shift during injection? Fast or slow? Small tweaks to your technique might provide big wins in reducing post-injection pain.
5. Warm up and relax. Have a hot shower or bath before your injection to warm up the injection site. While injecting, keep the muscle relaxed (and unflexed.)
6. Warm up your T. too! Hold the vial in a closed fist for a couple of minutes, run it under hot water or place it on a baseboard heater for a minute to warm the T. to room temperature or a little higher. Warm oil in a warm muscle will produce less pain than cold oil in a cold muscle!
7. After sterilizing the injection site with alcohol, let the skin dry. Penetrating the skin with the needle before the alcohol has evaporated can cause a stinging pain sensation.
8. Apply manual pressure to the injection site for 10 seconds before your injection. Be sure to maintain sterility!
9. After your injection, reduce pain and swelling by applying topical Arnica gel or cream, and then ice the injection site.
10. Some people swear by it, so massage the site after injection if you think it helps!
Excerpt from 10 Ways to Make Intramuscular Testosterone Injections Less Painful: A review of scientific studies sets the record straight on minimizing post-injection pain from IM injections.
I made a shitty pun
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