They Are Friends :)

(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)

>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria

>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes

>My sister walks into the room

>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells

>She's in her workout suit

>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit

>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake

>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells

>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual

>She's been like this for months

>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope

>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients

>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree

>Fitness has become her entire personality

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>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual

I bet I can ruin* the Infection AU by making it wholesome.

Like, keep the body horror and shit, but have it so no one dies. Have it be so the Infection only distorts the body, and makes it look horrifying, just so everyone would be too scared to try and treat it. Plus it would deliberately put the infected in question into this extreme panic, where they're convinced that they've become uncontrollable, flesh-eating monsters.

One of the main characters, however, finds out that the Infection doesn't turn ponies into flesh-eating monsters, and it just makes it seem like that to scare other ponies away.

So, then, the infected get proven to be safe, and they all get cured.

So, kinda like this drawing I made, where it was originally supposed to be a two-panel joke emphasizing an ironic reaction to a horrifying sight, before I kept building upon it, making it wholesome (not mlp-related; just wanted to share it) 👇

(cw: demonic possession/curses; references to pet/animal harm, though nothing actually gets hurt; embarrassing spelling error)

(*I mean this in a silly way; I don't actually have a problem with the AU)

NO, YOU ARE NOT!!!! YOU ARE FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTOR JACK BLACK!!! YOU ARE A BEARDED WHITE MAN IN A BLUE SHIRT!!! STEVE IS A SILENT, BEARDLESS BROWN-SKINNED MAN!!! YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!

The cycle is endless

This is one of my favorite playlists.

Such a surreal, calming vibe.

Putting this on while playing that weird Sims 2 spinoff for DS was an interesting experience

A Linux user meeting someone with an old laptop is like an Evangelical meeting an agnostic

I keep seeing people have issues with old laptops and need to resist the urge.

A "rex", obviously. :p

I've been hearing rumors that Make Your Mark was canceled because the producers refused to let Hasbro implement AI into production. What's going on?

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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