I Find The Idea Of All The Choco Cookies Being Related/siblings Funny Solely Because Of Choco Ball Cookie,

Okay, I'm officially obsessed with this little weirdo. First he's got a crush on Eido, now he's talking about our scrap pile being 'alluring'. What is with this kid

I couldn't help it, that voice is too sexy not to make fun of it.

Oryx and my guardian from Destiny 2.

Saint-14: I brought sandwiches for everyone!

Osiris: ...Why does mine have glowing glyphs on it?

Saint-14: I let the Guardian make yours. It has “personality.”

Osiris: This sandwich just whispered to me.

imagine crackpot requesting something so insane that phobos had to put it down

Meeting the Dads.

(2/2)

This is not a drill. ‘Feel it right there, touch that spot. Smooth right?..Amazing.’

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!

Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.

Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?

Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?

Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!

Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.

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