The Young Wolf, Explaining How To Capture The Various Vanguard's Most Wanted: Had To Take On Ghaul And

I … have no idea why I drew this.

Enjoy!

The Young Wolf, King-Slayer, God Eater, Bane Of Everybody, Actual God, More Titles And Powers Than Anybody Sane Could List, looking directly into the camera as someone says releasing Eramis is far too dangerous like she has any reason to cause problems or like Doomguy's more violent cousin isn't on speed dial for literally everybody she would be around

YEAH LIKE. ERAMIS IS JUST ONE ELIKSNI. SHE'S NOT EVEN ARMED WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN STASIS. If she ever so much as sneezed wrong (do Eliksni sneeze?...Something to ponder for later) she could get vaporized by a guardian in seconds. And when you factor in the knowledge that we're in a city chock full of guardians, that makes the idea of her acting out even more ridiculous. Eramis is impulsive and prone to making a lot of terrible decisions, but she isn't stupid. And even if she escaped the City and got to a Salvation ketch, she can't retaliate without damning the rest of her people to death or worse. She's already fucked them over enough, she's not going to risk them now.

There's also the fact that the Young Wolf has now canonically been exposed to Eliksni culture for enough years to know how their honour system works, and has encountered Eramis enough times to know that she's one of the strict adherents to it. By freeing her, we indebted her to us- that's why she gave us the bow and the acknowledgement that she's at our mercy (which was just as deep of a bow as what Misraaks gave to us in greeting, btw). Eramis cannot act our against us because that would violate our honour-tie. She's at least got to work that off first before she can try to go back to being enemies with us, and we already know that she's sick of the violence from the audio logs she left us in Seraph.

Ok so a bit of a backstory

Two people in my clan found out how to push Crota off the balcony, so that you won’t have to do the damage phase, and started to offer their “pushing services” to my other clanmates. They did it for a day or two, and today one of them sent the first screenshot to general, quoting “he won’t come down”

I came through with this

Okay TV weddings are cute and all but name a more iconic wedding scene than Will and Elizabeth Turner’s cause they were literally married by the man who kidnapped the bride and killed the groom’s dad, WHILE killing sea creature-people things and while reciting their vows to each other and their witnesses along with the psychopathic officiant were two other previously undead freaks who tried to kill her the first time they met her and a fucking immortal monkey.

And don’t even get me started on the way he spun her like they were dancing. That. Was. Everything.

You can’t get weddings like those on sitcoms.

Meeting the Dads.

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April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

https://ko-fi.com/paulaperoff My Ko-fi is open if you want to support me so I can make more animations like this.

Young Wolf internally laughing at all of Eramis’ complaints until she mentions the therapist and YW is all *hiss bite growl die* about it because the vanguard keeps trying to get YW professional help. So now Eramis thinks her opinions are doubly in the right because the YW themselves are agreeing with her.

Dark Meta Knight: I hate Meta Knight.

Kirby: Don’t say hate. That is a mean word.

Dark Meta Knight: Fine, I LOATHE Meta Knight.

Eido: Guardian, Welcome! I need your Help for something-

Guardian: For you, anything.

Eido, blinks: So you will go and collect things to possibly help my father?

Guardian: Yeah, That's what I said.

Ghost: They don't have a romantic soul.

Eido: I have seen the posts on intaguardian saying otherwise.

Guardian: Oh, I mean it when I say things. No one can see my face under this mask and tone gets garbled. Also where is your father?