Been Stewing On An Analytical Approach To Fiction Which I Call "is This Book Afraid Of Me?" And In Order

“I’m not a starship ranger… I’m a bug.” I wanted to try doing some fake VHS screencaps of Starship. Like a straight to video movie you rented over and over again as a kid. Man, Joey Richter fucking killed it in that last scene…

the kids are alright 🏳️‍⚧️

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

Rose of Versailles Farcille because.... Because I can, idk

"In the name of food, I shall feed you!" Bishoujo SENSHI Sailor Moon

I had this idea for ages and finally could draw it. Please enjoy this silly idea.

My Aziraphale cosplay in progress !

i love you kind personification of death i love you compassionate anthropomorphism of loss i love you caring concept beyond our imagination i love you loneliest being in the universe i love you discworld death

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

So I'm going to a nerd convention this weekend and I made myself a t-shirt just for the occasion

Just want to thank Good Omens and Our Flag Means Death for providing middle aged representation. The majority of the actors are over 40 and portray characters who are fierce, vulnerable, silly, passionate, complex, and sexy as hell. In a Hollywood world that worships youthful bodies and faces and thinks 25 is old, thank you for featuring a more mature cast. It’s refreshing.