Wowza Ain't This A Big One Eh?

Day 13: TangoTek (plus Impulse and Zed getting Wardened)

I am currently playing catch up lol, luckily Im only a day behind, Ill probably get the Zed drawing done later tonight to finally be caught up, but first I need rest I am tired lol

Eeee thank youuuu!!!

Listen I ain’t gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when that’s all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).

Wasn’t alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as well….so you know…something something angst.

Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods aren’t obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppies™️ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners or…idk cultests probably, that’s also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.

FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.

Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D

Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey

(NJ angst hcs, if it wasn’t clear lolz, if you don’t got any when you see this that’s chill, take your time :D)

Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJ’s sadness :) /silly

Hmmmm tear scars on his wings……smth smth England…….

I don’t see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(

^he’s sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And they’ll leave him when they feel less pitiful.

Idk if this counts as angst, but here’s a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.

……Okay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Y’know. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brother’s city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldn’t. He wishes he could’ve.

He definitely has some breathing issues. I’ve. I’ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.

Follow-up on the previous hockey position question, who plays goalie? Does someone just have to gear up randomly?

I totally didn't forget about goalies, nooooo. Anywaayyy super sorry about how long this took, finally got a hockey stick and literally have not touched the computer in days lol, BUT tis finally here.

HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-

New York: Forward, center, Goalie (only when he has too)

Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often) Goalie (sorta consistently?)

Colorado: Defense: right-wing, Goalie (only one who plays this consistently)

Minnesota: Forward, left-wing, Goalie (mainly if Colorado is goalie on opp team)

Oregon: Defense, left-wing, Goalie (masochist)

Sooo yeah! Mainly based in like feels ya know, I feel like it sometimes is just picking a name out of a hat to see who has to get pelted with pucks, but normally it'll tend(y) to be these guys

Ahh thank you :D

Also yeah pollen is absolutely the worse -signed, someone allergic to pollen

I can absolutely see him sobbing if one of his favorite plants die, like there isn't perfect weather to revive it, like he isn't the garden state where literally anything is possible. He will sob and he will do it in front of the other states, he doesn't care if it's "not manly" or "weak" of him, that was his baby damn it!!

The thing with the smell is that it's only the turnpike and really only centered around the Newark area, it honestly isn't noticeable at all once your literally anywhere else (except the swamps going down the shore specifically to WildWood, then it's sorta bad cause it's a fishin area)

Listen he may be very smart (NJ has basically the best educational system in the country) but that doesn't mean he is when it involves him, why keep dirt on himself when he can focus that on others. It does have the downside where he kinda just...forgets certain things, like he is way stronger than he should be and that no it isn't normal to be that obsessed with diners.

(Must say in some weird way this has made me feel better, maybe it's the fact I live here idk lolz)

*poke poke poke* Jersey angst headcanons please :D (listen hockey has been rough recently and I need some way to cope with the fact that the coach is running the team into the ground T-T)

*stares like a deer in headlights and eats your hand*

Oh it is NJ angst you seek? Here ya go :)

…..imagine if NJ coughs up flower petals and blood sometimes and has a few other issues due to the pollution being so bad there.

His devil wings have a bunch of scars all over them from over the years.

He’s kinda insecure about the fact that he doesn’t really have a pleasant smell (I’ve been in Jersey once and it wasn’t too bad actually lmao) due to the state itself not really having a pleasant smell

I feel like he gets really really sad whenever a plant dies, especially if he put a lot of effort into trying to help it survive.

He often forgets his own strength and the fact that he’s absolutely jacked and ends up accidentally hurting the other states pretty often.

Woah another drawing, I swear I'm normal. Anyway here are the Jersey twins North and South, or Jonah and Sunnie, who knows I might talk bit about my NJ headcanons one day :)

(Also I'll probably post more in a bit so, might be drawing the younger Jersey sibling oooooo~~)

(Also Also, I just realized I forgot their freckles, FUUU-)

What states do you headcanon play hockey, and what positions do they play?

HIA, it hasn't been 2 days, what are you talking about? Anyway I got them all down finally, I'm not gonna say they all make sense but most of them have a team so it's finneee...probably?

HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-

Jersey: Defense, left-wing

New York: Forward, center

Massachusetts: Forward, right-wing

Connecticut: Defense, right-wing (doesn’t play anymore)

Pennsylvania: Forward, center

Gov: Defense, left-wing (barely has anytime to play but tries to when he can)

Rhode: Defense, right-wing

North Carolina: Forward, left-wing

South Carolina: Defense, right-wing

Alabama: Forward, center (only plays roller hockey, college football offseason)

Missouri: Defense, right-wing (only plays roller hockey)

Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often)

Arizona: Forward, right-wing

Colorado: Defense: right-wing

Minnesota: Forward, left-wing

Oregon: Defense, left-wing

Montana: Forward, center

I feel like most of these are self explanatory, like NY Jersey and other NE states, but others I may have to explain I think...oops?

Okay so, the Carolinas playing isn't really THAT surprising, they have a team (I don't know which state the team belongs too and I am perfectly fine not knowing lol), same with Tennessee, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.

Now Alabama on the other hand, football offseason, literally only roller hockey, besides ya know...violence. Hockey can be a very southern sport when you think about it.

Gov plays because once again, North East, but also because I have a feeling he would be very into the Washington Capitals. It isn't like he gets the chance to play often but when it's a slow winter day he can and will go and play on a lake somewhere with the NE states.

Connecticut doesn't play anymore because he is dramatic (RIP the Whalers, you will be missed until Carolina pulls out the jerseys again), and probably because of injuries or something, he's mainly just dramatic.

Anyway won't lie, this list is mainly off of vibes and whether or not they have a team. For example, California has three teams and yet it is impossible for me to see that man play any sport except maybe beach volleyball. Meanwhile Rhodey is on here and yet he doesn't have a team, I can just see him using hockey as a way to remove stress, it's therapy but WAAYYY more expensive.

Loved doing this one if it wasn't obvious lolz!

HAPPY LINDY RUFF IS FINALLY FUCKING FIRED DAY!!!!

TODAY IS A DAY OF CELEBRATION!!!!

I find it hilarious that I posted a Long Ass Rant (tm pending) complaining about how I'm tired of Lindy and then HERE WE ARE XD. Best way to wake up hands down!!

This is now national Lindy Ruff is Fired Day, to be celebrated by all XD

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

Here have a quick NJ sketch. Wanted to draw Jersey again but its late, however I did not care enough to not do this so here, long hair NJ. I feel like his hair would either be like perfectly taken care of, like to an obsessive degree, or a complete and utter forest, damaged beyond repair(sorta anyway) probably because of Hurricane Sandy, I have decided that there is no in between, so I suppose this one is the actually taken care of version?

I'm going to bed now :)

rhode island art pretty pretty please :3 ?

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I have not been at the computer at all recently and this time I can't use hockey as an excuse, I am very sorry!!! Anyway here~~

Someone complemented him XD (Del got it all on camera as blackmail)