Pickles Or Onions

percy jackson watching 14 yo will solace pull a gun and shoot every monster in range with perfect accuracy: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

I HAVE NEVER SCREECHED LOUDER

I'd tag my mum here but she isn't on Tumblr

(I'd also be dead for calling her a bitchbag, but hey, I have a death wish)

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

how in the holy smoking doodles does this have so many notes (yes, 23 notes is a big deal for me)

pls don't let this be the post tumblr recognises me i thought of this on the toilet at 3am

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

I don't live in the USA, but fucking hell if I don't feel sorry for the people who do, y'all do not deserve this shit.

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

*hugs him thru the screen*

*heavy breathing* mA BABY-

Leo: My therapist was talking to me and she said that I really need to break down my walls and let people in..

Leo: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

"YOU TRY IT!!!"