I Don't Live In The USA, But Fucking Hell If I Don't Feel Sorry For The People Who Do, Y'all Do Not Deserve

I'd tag my mum here but she isn't on Tumblr

(I'd also be dead for calling her a bitchbag, but hey, I have a death wish)

STOP THEY'RE ALL BABIES

MY BABIES

Age accurate Annabeth, Thalia, and Luke 🥺

"If I get another prophecy for a birthday gift, I'm reawakening Gaea"

~ Percy Jackson, probably (happy birthday darls, ly <333)

Violet: can I have some of your M&M's?

Xaden:

Xaden: There's one rule.

Violet: Xaden, could you do a small favour for me?

Xaden: I would kill for you but go on.

AAA I GOT TAGGED FOR THE FIRST TIME <3

well idk anyone else so...

sorry :(

Challenge >:3

using this picrew make it look like you :D

no magical color eyes

Make it look as much like you as possible

you can do whatever with the background and stuff tho

Tagging: @ranboothesillyartist @raccoon-in-a-dumpster @i-ate-your-children @anonymouscringe @spideygal @seagull-dustin @sotogalmo @maecraft @i-like-cats-and-stars36 @ascendeddd @astertheabbs

@deadpuppetboi @connectionterminated13

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

CUDDLING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SEXUAL

WHY WOULD YOU CUDDLE SOMEONE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR IF YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM

ITS LIKE YOU FUCK YOUR TEDDY BEARS

NO, CUDDLING IS THE MOST WHOLESOME THING EVER

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?

percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?

leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?

percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.

leo: so like bluetooth

percy: huh?

leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean

annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.

leo: so… like icloud

annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-

percy: yes