In Regards Of The Trump Government Scraping All Trans Inclusion In Its Queer Information Portion Of Its

WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING WALKER 😭

This height difference is actually insane. She's gonna have to film in 10in heels.

(I do not want to hear your opinions on them aging and filming, its perfectly fine)

BANANA CHERRY BLOSSOM NO QUESTIONS ASKED

<3

(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

also consider:

"not my circus, not my monkeys, but the tent is mine" = the ringleader owes you rent. they must solve the problem AND pay you the rent

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

So basically what's happening here is:

Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.

The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.

Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Raspberry and Lilac

You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).

"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.

"Who?" You ask.

"Blocky."

"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"

The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."

"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"

"The wine, please."

You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.

I FOUND IT AT LAST

I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

what the fuck Nintendo

Everyone holding Annabeth to an impossible Standard

And then there’s Percy