Labarbarasworld - Такие дела

*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*

Konan: What in the world are you three doing?

Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.

Konan: A club? For what?

Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.

Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.

Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!

Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!

Konan: Me?

Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?

Konan: Yes, but —

Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —

Konan: I’m 32, actually.

All three: *thunderstruck silence*

Itachi: Really?

Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!

Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?

Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —

Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.

All three:

Hidan: … what the fuck?

Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?

Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?

Konan:

Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*

I called it "I tried". Although it turned out not so bad😅. (Only one earring, since I have only one ear pierced😜)

NO BUT WHAT IF ROY RAN OUT OF BREATH WHILE BREATHING FIRE

Actually just throw me away

Roy is old french for king, in case you didn't know.

And today's Kings' day, so.

Hi, French folks. Roy ramène la prochaine galette, il en est très content visiblement.

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Booty Grab!

Hawkeye & Hughes

I really wish these two got more screen time together because I imagine they have a cool dynamic

(Also this is surprisingly my first FMA fanart despite being a fan since…well, since quite a long time.)

I made a GIF version too. I think the two of them are watching Roy doing something stupid in his office (hence the expressions)

Please tap/click gif to see it up close because it doesn’t load properly otherwise for some reason

Maes: And if he does have his gloves on? Hug him anyway.

part one / part two

bonus:

Oh Ed…bby, you of all people should know that Men grow faster than elves *shakes head slowly*

Back to the lotr crossover i’m afraid ^^’. 

This time i’m playing around with my headcanon nº2 in which Roy meets Ed as a child and loves to follow him around the place and offer him stuff, like flowers, pretty rocks and whatever children like to offer people xDD and Ed finds the whole thing terribly amusing embarrassing.

Well, a few years later, Ed stares dumbfounded at the now twenty something year old Roy and can’t quite grasp what the hell happened when he was gone.

Alphonse, being a lil’ shit awesome brother he is, never stops reminding Ed how hilarious he looked when he saw Roy. Fucking brat.

Poor Ed, hahahahah 

If the draws look different it’s because they were made in different days and my hands are weird like that *shrugs*

Hmm, enjoy~~ 

tender kisses