Imagine Vader at a Miku concert, singing along with his bass as hell voice, waving his lightsaber like a glowstick
Vader, pointing at the buttons on his suit: this one cleans my air filters, this one sends an electric charge on my sternum in case I go into cardiac arrest - happens more often than you might think - and this one plays music by intergalactic hologram pop star hatsune miku
Luke:
Vader:
Vader: *presses button*
Vader’s suit speakers: *blasting Melt by Hatsune Miku™*
And then one day, you don't get the job done, the illusion collapses into a black hole of anxiety and stress, and you simply scroll away your sorrows, waiting for the next deadline while looking at cute kittens and reading smartass quotes that validate your lack of energy.
Should have said "farrik dank", the joke would still work
babys first words!
Golden Kamuy chap 179 SPOILER ALERT... I'm literally about to cry for Tsurumi this was so cruel.... So his name is apparently Tokushiro, I had that short of a headcanon that it was Saichi like Sugimoto. Anyway, yeah... Poor Fina, poor Olga, poor Sofia... This chapter was honestly crushing. The way Tsurumi kissed his baby's hand... Just... Waaaaahhhh 😭
Lmao what is THIS
Did they just invert and copy paste a left eye
THAT”S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
I know I’m posting an awful lot but I think I had to share that @darkwitchofslytherin and me really headcon Sesshomaru as mute and expressionless while having sex. Maybe he just laid there and let the mom do the whole thing 😭😭😭😭
Go maaan give her nothing!!
The Tintin fandom is 50% adult fanfiction and 50% talentless self inserts AND I DON'T LIKE IT
Pretty relatable
Tbh I shipped it too c.early 2018 but now the cringe is too much to handle
top reylo posts of all time
The Anakin-Padme interaction in the trailer didn't retcon anything, do you people have no concept of concurrency
Roy: I used to think that working for the military was one crisis after another.
Roy: I was wrong.
Roy: as it turns out, working for the military is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever