It's Official Now

I mean, sure, I could do something that doesn't make me cry but Violet Evergarden is just too good

A Tumblr user drank alcohol mixed with nighttime flu medicine. This is how her organs shut down.

Yall I was just scrolling idly and I saw someone describe a drink called the "porcupine"

It's tequila and fucking NyQuil

Y'know, cuz of all of the quils

I CAN'T

u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda. 

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Hi, I'm back with a meme.

Poor Homura

Homura has apparently repeated her 1-month loop around a 100 times, meaning that she has spent at least 8 YEARS trying to save Madoka

Imagine Vader at a Miku concert, singing along with his bass as hell voice, waving his lightsaber like a glowstick

Vader, pointing at the buttons on his suit: this one cleans my air filters, this one sends an electric charge on my sternum in case I go into cardiac arrest - happens more often than you might think - and this one plays music by intergalactic hologram pop star hatsune miku

Luke:

Vader:

Vader: *presses button*

Vader’s suit speakers: *blasting Melt by Hatsune Miku™*

Failed panoramic wolf

A really long wolf, like, really long, like, what the hell, why is this wolf so long, what happened to it

I've thought a lot about your opinion, and I agree that bodily autonomy is important,and believe that the fetus has a right to bodily integrity too. As I tried to explain in my previous comments, being connected to the mother's body at this stage is necessary and completely natural and universal. I simply can't deny the fetus their humanity, whatever the circumstances of their conception. Thank you for having this conversation with me.

Isn’t it ironic that dead people have more rights than a living (developing) human being?

Here's my problem with most feminists: they don't hold all people to the same standard, they excuse any behaviour as long as a man can get away with it. BULL. SHIT. Not to mention that the whole "bad boy" fetish is primarily a women's thing.

whoop there it is