That's No Black Pearl.... It's The Black Materia!

Star wars the cursed child

Seriously what the heck were they trying to do with this seizure of a movie? Freaking HELL

Hey @staff , do you give the same attention and promotion to users who study actual science?

The Coolest Teen Astrologers Are on Tumblr

Horoscopes and sun signs used to be relegated to the back of monthly magazines. Now, a new generation of chart readers are using Tumblr to follow the stars (and each other).

…[I]t also makes sense that the way most people are introduced to Tumblr’s astrology is through a good meme. The most common formats for this bait either apply to a specific cosmic event or characterize each of the zodiac signs via pop culture or life experiences.

Congratulations to The Ringer-certified Cool Teen Astrologers Kuranda Elwood (@astroalive), Alexis Duong (@ayyries), Marina Hima (@astrologymarina), and Cherry (@astrolocherry) for making the news. We assume they knew Capricorn season would prove fruitful. 

Imagine Vader at a Miku concert, singing along with his bass as hell voice, waving his lightsaber like a glowstick

Vader, pointing at the buttons on his suit: this one cleans my air filters, this one sends an electric charge on my sternum in case I go into cardiac arrest - happens more often than you might think - and this one plays music by intergalactic hologram pop star hatsune miku

Luke:

Vader:

Vader: *presses button*

Vader’s suit speakers: *blasting Melt by Hatsune Miku™*

LOL I just noticed...

Yularen is in the poster. He is in the poster BEHIND TARKIN.

Legends says he was actually keeping an eye on him.

Tarkin could have been in BIG trouble if the Death Star hadn’t gone boom.

Cover art by Dave Dorman for Dark Horse Comics’ 1997 adaptation of Star Wars: A New Hope.  Colonel Yularen makes a surprisingly prominent appearance.

Frozen 2 was kinda good

Also let's petition for Iduna's call to be replaced with the immigrant song. Even the lyrics fit.

I CAN'T

u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda. 

Ahsoka's face tho

Treekyo: so you will forsake this ((((child-girl))))?  

Sesshomaru : *turns his back

Sessrins: oMg seSSrIn cONfiRmEd

do you think Rin being sealed inside that tree and wearing a birthing kimono just for decoration and sesshomaru just happens to be a guard dog? 😂

didn’t your mama ever teach u to mind ur business

Bonjour mon ragtime gal

A frog that speaks French but only if its alone