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it’s 7th of april and you know whose bday it is today :D
it’s jackie chan’s bday reblog this during this time and you will get money
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
Job Train
I pray that everyone who likes/reblogs this gets the job they’re looking for. 🙏🙏🙏🙏Good vibes sent 💸💸💸💸💸
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
Tales from the O.R, Vol.1...
Stuck at the hospital on weekend call today. One of my patients was an 83 year old lady who was getting her gallbladder removed. As I was doing my pre-anesthetic interview with her, she noticed the Yoda scrub hat I was wearing.
I gave her my spiel about what I was going to do, what to expect with the anesthesia, etc. Trying to allay any anxiety she might be feeling, I told her it was a simple surgery and that it shouldn’t be too exciting.
She smiled a weird little smile and said, “Adventure? heh. Excitement? heh. A Jedi craves not these things.” As I stood there at a loss for words, she wistfully said, “My grandchildren and I used to watch The Empire Strikes Back every weekend and play like we were Jedi - about 30 years ago.”
“Just ignore me”, she said, “I saw your cap and thought you would laugh.”
As I was staring at her blankly, I said the first thing that came into my head -“You are the coolest old lady I’ve ever met.” Not the most politically correct or polite thing to say, but I just opened my mouth and out it came. She laughed and put me at ease. I told her I had a lightsaber app on my iPhone and she asked to see it. I showed her how to use it, and she lay there swinging my phone around, smiling.
It has been the highlight of my day so far. I swear, since I have been working as a nurse anesthetist, the weirdest, coolest stuff seems to happen to me. I feel really good about the anesthetic I gave her, too. As I was pushing my induction drugs, I said in my best Yoda voice, “Go to sleep you will. Good dreams you will have.” She starting laughing as she drifted off to sleep, and it was a pretty darn good feeling.
Now all I hope is that I can get home at a decent hour so I can hit the gym. Two weeks ago I would have been wondering what they were serving in the cafeteria. I guess that’s progress…
Top 10 Reasons to know Sign Langauge:
1. You can communicate through windows 2. Sign language is a 3-D Language 3. You can sign with your mouth full 4. Hearing parents can communicate with their Deaf child 5. You can sign underwater 6. Sign Language is a neat way to express yourself 7. You can communicate across a room or via mirror without shouting 8. Sign language is beautiful 9. You can make friends with Deaf people 10. Sign language brings together Hearing & Deaf people
i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings… the bad bitch pretty with killer highlight and striking style….. the lazy pretty girls with snapbacks and sneakers…. the bookish girls with glasses and sweaters that make your heart melt…. the soft Angel pretty girls who just look as sweet as a peach with soulful eyes…. the cute girls with chubby cheeks and messy hair and it seems like warmth emits from them… girls are so fucking beautiful
#castiel #misha #dean #Deanwinchester #jensen #jensenackles #destiel #supernatural #smut
this was legendary
Dear EXO-Ls
When I first got into this fandom, I had no idea what to watch and where to watch. So, this is for all the new EXO fans (like I was), everything you need/want to watch to relieve/relive your feels.
1. ALLL the music videos/practices/teasers/trailers: What is Love, MAMA, History, Growl, Miracles in December, Overdose, Love Me Right, Call Me Baby, Lightsaber.. here’s a playlist!
2. EXO Showtime: Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6, Episode 7, Episode 8, Episode 9, Episode 10, Episode 11, Episode 12
3. EXO Superline: Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3
4. EXO 902014: Episode 1, Episode 2 (Part 1, Part 2), Episode 3, Episode 4 (Part 1, Part 2), Episode 5, Episode 6 (Part 1, Part 2), Episode 7 (Part 1, Part 2), Episode 8, Episode 9, Episode 10, Episode 11
5. EXO’s First Box: Disc 1, Disc 2, Disc 3, Disc 4
6. EXO Next Door
7. EXO’s Second Box: Disc 1, Disc 2, Disc 3, Disc 4.
8. Couple Talks from EXO’s Second Box: Suho/Sehun, Chanyeol/Sehun,
Suho/Chanyeol, Xiumin/Lay, Baekhyun/Lay, Baekhyun/Xiumin, Kai/Chen, D.O/Kai, Chen/D.O
9. EXO Channel: Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6, Episode 7, Episode 8, Episode 9, Episode 10, Episode 11, Episode 12, Episode 13, Episode 14, Episode 15
10. (For Baekhyun Fans) CK0TB Baekhyun Cut
11. Chanyeol and Baekhyun on Superman Returns (omg this is the cutest thing ever i rewatch this so often)
12. Suho and Baekhyun LucasFilm Visit
13. After School Club (Baekhyun & Kai) Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
14. Hello Counsellor (Chanyeol, Baekhyun & Chen)
15. EXO on KBS Yoo Heeyoel’s Sketchbook
16. EXO & Paparazzi (NEVER FORGET TO BOW THOUGH UGH SUCH CUTE KIDS)
17. EXO on Weekly Idol (2013, 2015)
18. EXO: The Strongest Group
19. Yin Yue Big Guest - EXO Interview
20. ASK IN A BOX (PART 1, PART 2)
21. EXO on Happy Camp (2013, 2014)
22. EXO China Big Love Concert
ENJOY MY BABIES! ~
(FEEL FREE TO REBLOG AND ADD MORE STUFF THAT I’VE MISSED <3)
pls reblog & follow <3
MBTI Supernatural Abilities
ISTJ-Innate Capability: Ability to know anything about a person or object without studying it. Usually gathers the information through physical contact.
ISTP-Technopath: Ability to manipulate technology. Also has the ability to create things that aren’t put together (i.e. Assemble something without doing anything physically to it).
ISFJ-Empath: Ability to sense/feel the emotions of others and eventually, when mastered, control the emotions of others.
ISFP-Invention/Animation: Ability to create things in one’s mind and bring them into existence. Also has the ability to bring inanimate objects to life.
INFJ-Precognition/Psychometry: Ability to see the past/present/future. Also has the ability to see the past or future of an object.
INFP-Tracking/Power Sensor: Ability to follow the whereabouts of a person. Also has the ability to sense other’s powers and what they are.
INTJ-Telekinesis/Astral Projection: Ability too move things with one’s mind. Also has the ability to move their own astral form (gives the impression of cloning) out of themselves and to another place, time, or even dimension.
INTP-Reality Manipulation: Ability to change, distort, or alter reality or create a new reality.
ESTP-Superhuman Speed/Strength: Ability to move at extreme speeds and exert extreme physical strength.
ESTJ-Time Manipulation: Ability to control the flow of time by either reversing it, slowing it down, stopping it, or speeding it up. (This is usually done on a smaller scale to a specific object/person but can eventually, when mastered, be done to the world as a whole.)
ESFP-Materialization: Ability to conjure anything and everything just by thinking and desiring it.
ESFJ-Healing: Ability to heal the wounds or conditions of others and eventually, when mastered, themselves.
ENFP-Muse: Ability to ignite creativity and the ideas of others. Also able to clear minds to help with focus and guidance.
ENFJ-Shielding: Ability to protect them-self and others with the use of a force field or magical shield.
ENTP-Teleportation: Ability to move them-self and/or others to a different location without occupying the space in-between.
ENTJ-Mind Control/Telepathy: Ability to control another’s mind including their thoughts, actions, and decisions. Also has the ability to read minds.
*DISCLAIMER: These are just what I could come up with after researching each type as much as I could. Open to other suggestions and ideas!*