If Someone Told Me My Blood Smelled And Tasted Good I Would Be Over The Moon. This Is On Account Of My

Oh mootie oh dearest mootie

@chick-magnet-marco

Vote tomatt as the best Tom ship because they are attracting opossites yet they match in crucial ways, vote tomatt because they have shared childhood friendship lore, vote tomatt because they give a brilliant contrast between self loathing and obnoxiously high self-esteem, vote tomatt because they are a "grumpy guy who can't say his fast food order without stammering" and "ray of sunshine with a body count of 786" duo, vote tomatt because they thrive on being petty bitches together, vote tomatt because "the only thing you're driving is ME crazy", vote tomatt because when matt rose from the dead tom was the first person he went to for help, vote tomatt because "hey matt? you're all right." "really?🥹" "really <3", vote tomatt because they're both weird monster guys, vote tomatt because tom was the only one who cared about matt being all alone in the zombie infested train station, vote tomatt because when matt was about to die he wanted his treasured possessions to be passed on to tom, vote tomatt vote tomatt vote tomatt

Non us citizens and foreigners lives should matter.

Shout out to young neil for not having any idea what's happening in any of the scenes he's in

me when i start to fixate on a children’s book series

happy thanksgiving im thankful for tord and edd happy eddsworld

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

words cannot describe just how much i want piderman in the next spider verse movie. please. put ‘em in there.

Better ingredients, better pizza,

We always play to win, and we’re rock hard when we do it —

Papa John’s.

I just made up 5his headcanon I need ur thoughts everyone NOW

I think it would be rly funny if knives just kinda transitioned in the comic out of nowhere and became RAZORS CHAU or sum shit. Or razor. Idk what sound better yet ^_^