A Spoon's Only Objective In Life Is To Make Soup Go Upwards, And It Knows This. That's Why When You Put

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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11 months ago
Anyways Heres A Canon Event

anyways heres a canon event

9 months ago

The fact that wade and Logan can regenerate super fast you know they just did that in the Honda for fun they just wanted to feel the rush just two men fighting in a Honda odyssey for over 12 hours THEY DEFINITELY FUCKED MAN

1 year ago

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

1 year ago
an edit of the "it's not much but it's honest work" meme, where the farmer has been edited to be in a tux, wearing a top hat, and smoking a cigar. the caption has been edited to read "it's not honest, but it's much" and the whole meme is captioned "landlords counting their money"
a photo of a white woman in huge sunglasses pointing at her handful of cash with her other hand and a shocked expression on her face. her shirt says "I love money and money loves me"
screenshotted google search showing that the input is "my brother tried to", with the autocomplete coming up as "my brother tried to kill me reddit"
an article headline reading "How to Survive Your First Coke (or Whatever) Scandal"
text reading "Buy my silence. Permanently. $8,000 per month For $8,000 a month, I will stop"
an anonymous tumblr ask. text: do you have any fucking moral compass
the response is by @gothiiie. text: no i pawned it for cash
an image of Michael Scott from The Office looking at someone pff-camera with disgust. subtitle: It's... You're so white.
tweet by GRGHHUN SHRIMP @gendernuts. text: hello there....ive been expecting you (spins around in my office chair so im facing you) (i continue spinning around) wheee (i spin around again) whooohooo weee
a quiz question reading "90. I use the force of my personality..." and the two possible answers, which are "...to convince people that I'm right." and "...to entertain others."

Shitty Calvin Fischoeder aesthetic: this guy is some of the most legit old man representation i've ever seen bc in one of the few episodes i can remember he just casually drops that his brother poked out his fucking eyeball when they were kids and then doesn't elaborate. and that literally is just how old people are. they will tell you the weirdest most fucked up thing in casual conversation and then go about their day like you won't be thinking about this for the next ten years

1 year ago
I Don't Need To Explain Myself.

I don't need to explain myself.

1 year ago
Here Are The Portraits For All Of The Characters! Missing A Few Side Characters But Ill Get To Them When

here are the portraits for all of the characters! missing a few side characters but ill get to them when i get to them

1 year ago
Language Barrier
Language Barrier

language barrier

8 months ago

MY FAVROTIE SHIP EVER CAN WE MAKE THEM POPULAR PLESSEEA

I’ve Been Getting Really Into X-men Recently And I’ve Been Binging X-men Evolution For The First
I’ve Been Getting Really Into X-men Recently And I’ve Been Binging X-men Evolution For The First
I’ve Been Getting Really Into X-men Recently And I’ve Been Binging X-men Evolution For The First
I’ve Been Getting Really Into X-men Recently And I’ve Been Binging X-men Evolution For The First

I’ve been getting really into x-men recently and I’ve been binging X-men evolution for the first time (I love it dearly) and I think they should kiss.

I guess I just ship rairpairs now??? Do they even have a shipname??? I vote for their shipname being Nightvision. I also just watched x men apocalypse and I think they should be gay in that as well.

Being a marvel fan means you kinda just have to be a multi shipper, especially with x men and their five million different timelines and shows. I love scogan but I hate it in x men evolution because scott is 17 in that show for the first few seasons.

ALSO I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE IT WAS SO GOOD. I may do fanart idk

Anyway that’s all.

1 year ago

Oh mootie oh dearest mootie

Oh Mootie Oh Dearest Mootie
Oh Mootie Oh Dearest Mootie
Oh Mootie Oh Dearest Mootie
Oh Mootie Oh Dearest Mootie

@chick-magnet-marco

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