Matthew, Violently Shaking: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE FED THEM, WATERED THEM, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!

Matthew, violently shaking: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE FED THEM, WATERED THEM, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!

James: Matthew, please put the fertilizer down, you’re scaring us.

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Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

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