Will: I didn’t do it
Jem: Then why are you laughing?
Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius
Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?
Emma: Show me the law
Cristina: *hands her a book*
Emma: I’m not reading all of that
Will: I’d like to phone a friend
Game show host: I haven’t asked you the questions yet-
Will: I know, I just miss Jem already
Jem: Well, I did warn you
Will: Yes
Jem: But did you listen?
Will: No
Jem: Do you ever listen?
Will: No
Jem: Are you listening now?
Will: … no
Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?
Will: N- yes
Jem: …
Will: In my defense it’s a nice arse.
Will: I have a plan
Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?
Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle
Lucie: Once, when I was younger, I tried to start a gang.
Jesse: How did it go?
Lucie: It turned into a book club.
Jesse:
Lucie: Actually, it was just Mum, Dad, Jamie and me and Bridget used to make cookies.
Tessa: Happy Birthday, Will! I got you a present!
*Jem walks through the door*
Will: OHMYGOD you got me JEM?
Tessa: No, no. It’s this book-
Will, through tears: HE’S PERFECT, TESSA, I LOVE HIM! Thank you!
Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?
Matthew: Vodka
Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??
Matthew: ...
Matthew: with toast.
Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?
Angel: Wait, what?
Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?
Angel: The bi son...
Raziel: The bison...
Angel: Bi son
Raziel: B i s o n
Angel: B i - S o n
Mark: Justice is best served cold
Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater
Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?
Will: I really just keep getting prettier, it’s kind of alarming.
Will: In a couple of years, it’ll be impossible to look directly at me, I will be so pretty
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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