Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.
Matthew: And I started climbing down this fire escape.
Matthew: And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,
Matthew: so I did and I fell... onto him.
Will: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Will: *aggressively throws water bottles*
James: …
Matthew: Uh…
Lucie: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Matthew, crying: It’s working
Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*
Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.
Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.
Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me
Jace: Well, you raised me
Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-
Jace: No
*Looks over to Clary*
Valentine: You’re like a son to me-
Clary: I’m out
Benedict Lightworm: I was able to raise three fully functional kids!
Charlotte: You have three kids I don't know about?!
Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”
Matthew: But then I realized I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes.
Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-
Jem Carstairs with a Guitar
Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Will: [tapping on the table]
Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]
Cecily: What’s going on?
Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.
Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –
Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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