Me After Reading The Most Heart Squeezing, Toe Curling, Pussy Wetting, Wall Clenching Smuts Of The Century:

Gustholomule walked so Maxley could become Usain Bolt.

all fun and games until it's suddenly Halloween and the marauders edit come rolling in from left and right

I ACTUALLY HAVENT CRIED SO MUCH IN A WHILE THE FEDERATION IS CRUEL AND VILE AND HORRIBLE AND OMG QUACKITY PAY THE SERVER JUANAFLIPPA COME BACK CHARLIE DOES THAT DESERVE THIS WTAF MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RUIN MY MENTAL HEALTH

Abed Nadir, Community Season 1 - 6

LMFAO IMAGINE THE WEASLEYS FIRST GETTING SCABBERS AND THEN NEUTERING HIM AND WORMTAIL JUST HAD TO SUFFER THRU THAT

im actually trying so hard not to explode rn my cramps are actually murdering me rn

I forgot to answer this yesterday so I’m doing it now

LAST SONG: Cause for Concern by Lovejoy(I’m always listening to music so this might be wrong)

FAV COLOUR: Any shade of green like sage, forest, etc!!!

CURENT WATCH: Doctor who bc of the plot(David tennant is the plot)

LAST MOVIE: Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse (I LOVED IT SM AHHH)

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY?: I prefer savoury but I love sweet, maybe even sour

RELATIONSHIP: Crushing on classmate but single bc my love life is going nowhere

CURRENT OBSESSION: Spiderverse, GOOD OMENS AHAHDJDIDHBDJDI, and Doctor who<33

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Homework answers💀💀

no pressure tags: @basilleaff @silverentrophies Ik we already know each other but like I actually do not know who to tag @warrenthatpuppet 🫶🫶

People I Wanna Know Better

Thanks for the tag @ineffablemossy - I hope I'm doing this right. 😬😂❤️

LAST SONG? Sunlight - Hozier

FAVORITE COLOR? Red 100% RedRedRed (although I wear mostly black) (partly for the aesthetic and partly because I'm constantly spilling food on myself and black doesn't stain) (I'm cool though obvs) (oBvSSss)

CURRENTLY WATCHING? OFMD in anticipation of the new season Oct 5. And Good Omens like the plague.

LAST MOVIE? At home? I can't believe I'm admitting this: Twilight - New Moon. My partner and I are rewatching semi-ironically. And in the theatre: Spiderman Across The Spiderverse. Thrice.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Def not sweet. Prob equal parts savoury and spicy. A slut for goat cheese and horseradish (not necessarily together).

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Married and monogamous 22 years, but bi. Yes we exist!

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? Good Omens!!!!! Minor side notes: Something Wicked This Way Comes. Organic chemistry. LGBTQI+. The intersection between science and faith / apologetics.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? "International Church of Christ Cult" - yeah I got caught up in it briefly 20 years ago, and somehow a family member was recently roped in, so I'm in Mama Bear Mode™ right now helping them find their way out.

No pressure tags: @ineffablecollision, @ineffablefood @rathgr1th, @ineffabledandelion @ashfae @embracing-the-ineffable @voluptatiscausa @unicornbeck (come on, we know it's beneath us, JUST DO IT ANYWAY)

THIS BALD MAN IS SINGING JORTS STORM ON STREAM IN THE MOST AI WAY POSSIBLE IM CRYING WHAT

Prayers to my dog, who has to sleep beside me and put up with my hyperfixation bullshit. Prayers to my dog, who has to put up with my thousandth mental breakdown because of Marauders Eras edits. Prayers to my dog, who has to put up with my constant singing of the same songs over and over again

"mY dAD diDNt STrUT. AnD NOr dO i," stfu harry, ik you and ron and hermione be walking around the castle like you own the place. Don't act like your dad and the marauders didn't strut down the halls like they use money to wipe their asses