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"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.

Ah yes, Jack Manifold. Mr Whopper, bald man, Greta Girlwig, Anita Girlwig, Grace, chicken essence chugger, and raw onion eater. I get he's doing this for charity but why put yourself thru pain? HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO START CRYING

all fun and games until it's suddenly Halloween and the marauders edit come rolling in from left and right

Imagine a potterhead getting the dark mark as a tattoo for a joke but then years later, some shady looking people pull them aside and tells them that they need to fulfill their duty as a deatheater. And then they are brought to the wizarding world, a bunch of traumatising shit happens, and someone pls write abt this

Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.

"We can’t lose you, Remus, not while I’m still at Hogwarts." Madam Promfrey, Chapter 23, Atyd.

Years later, she would watch Remus on his deathbed, dying next to Tonks.

I need therapy.

RAYSUUDHDIDJEIEHHFIFNSGWVD I FORGOT THAT YESTERDAY WAS WHEN THE MARAUDERS LITERALLY GOT THEIR LIVES RUINED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA im dying.

when they say "I love you" but Luka Couffaine said "you're the most extraordinary girl, As clear as a musical note, as sincere as a melody. You are the song that has been playing inside my head since the first day we met. I won't let anyone hurt you."

my friend said sarah gadon looks a lot like narcissa without knowing she's narcissa's fancast and i'm actually pulsing with so much joy

listening to Jack Manifold's mods play random sound effects and Jack waking up almost every time has me manifold shiggling