Ya Know When People Draw The Characters Aesthetic Like This With The Funny Irl Pngs? I Really, Really

Someone called him handsome instead of the usual [c0ck joke]

''YEEEEHAW! WELL HOWDY, PARTHNER!''

"Couldn't help but notice you also got trapped 'round this digital circus land"

"Guess that means we're goin' to see eachother a lot from now on!"

The Amazing Digital Circus OC maybe? Perhaps??

Yes. Indeed.

Patches!!! I've finally finished their ref :D also the first time I ever drew Vigi, I think he came out pretty nice for a first try heh.

I also have a backstory for the silly as well, under the cut. If you're interested feel free to take a look. I will be writing/drawing more content of this oc as well as I develop their character so more info about them will be revealed along the way.

Patches is an experimental life form created by the olive aliens, their intent was to create the ultimate killing machine from cow DNA and speeding up cow evolution. The first successful result was the creation of little baby Patches, or at the time “Subject 005”. However, the aliens decided the outcome wasn’t good enough for their needs, so young Patches was rejected and abandoned in the middle of the desert. 

After almost a whole day, the Vigilante found the strange little baby in the middle of the desert. He brought young Patches home to take care of them for the time being, and hung up posters around town asking if anyone was looking for the lost baby. After months and months went by and no one had come for Patches, and taking care of them had made the usually stoic cheeseslime grow quite attached to the little youngster. He decides with a sigh, “welp, guess I’m a dad now.”

Under Vigilante’s care, life was pretty much an adventure every day. Vigi taught them many different things such as how to manage the farm they lived at, self defense and even how to properly hold and shoot a pistol (with EXTREME care and caution of course). Years go by, and Patches grows into a young adult. They get a part-time job at Peppino’s as a pizza deliverer. Sure, it’s minimum wage but getting to ride a scooter sure seals the deal for Patches. Plus, their boss Peppino is actually kind of a cool dude, even though he looks like he’s gonna explode from stress any moment. Patches looks up to him, much like how they look up to their adoptive father, the Vigilante.

Been a while since I've posted any silly stuff for myself, so have some weird insects splooting on your dash.

Introducing: A Comic That Took Way Too Long To Make For What It Is.

It's... it's done... *drops to the floor*

Anyway, I had this dumb idea in my head for literally a year and didn't do shit about it until now XD got the idea from the first time I ever encountered Pizza Tower, in the Lario Level Gnome Forest where Peppino has a break for once while Gustavo & Brick do some of the work... and I thought "man how unfortunate if the Noise found him napping like this and just AMBUSHED him in his sleep lmao" and thus... this happened. Yes I got carried away, can't help it these two are too fun to draw-

Oh, an ending? Yeah I can give you one:

Oh, you wanted a QUALITY ending? Sorry pal, we only post bullshit here. What you see is what you get.

Also since tumblr shrunk the comic panels here's the script if y'all need it under the cut:

Narrator/Granny Pizza(?): Here we see a Peppino, in his (un)natural habitat. In the bushes, a wild Noise stalks his prey...

*Rustle*

Noise: Hehehe... target acquired.

*Boing!* *THUMP*

Noise: HUUUH-

Peppino: ?

Noise: PPBBHHT

Peppino: GYAHAHAH! WHAT TH-?!?!

Noise: Coochie coochie coo >:3

Peppino: HAHAHAHA- No, that ti- tick-! HAHAHAHAHAHA- Not there!!! Wh- NOISE!!! What the hell?! I was ASLEEP!!!

Noise: Exactly! The perfect moment to strike.

Peppino: Hm... hehehe...

Noise: ...? Whoa, Easy on the grip, big guy! I was just kidding around... wait, are ya gonna-

Peppino: Revenge is-a MINE! HUUUUH-

Noise: *Squirming* Ohhh no no no no NO NO-

Peppino: PPBBHHT

Noise: NaaaAAA-!!!

Reblog to give the next person a prize! :D

^^^ I second this. As someone who's admittedly a little too ok with sharing their F/Os, I think clumping all people who are nonsharing and demonizing them is not the way to go here. Being a nonsharer does not inherently make you bad or annoying, you are allowed to feel pain and discomfort over sharing. As long as you do not actively harrass and attack other users you are allowed to feel how you feel, express yourselves, and vent about your emotions.

"Well, why can't I vent over nonsharers? Aren't I allowed to feel bothered too?" You don't understand, it's more than just "bothered". It's painful. For many, the idea or image of their f/o with someone other than themselves gives them a deep personal pain. Thats why people vent, because of the pain. Does the existence of nonsharers give you a deep personal pain, or is it just annoyance? Either way, consider blocking, moving on, and keep the complaints about them to yourself. It's healthier for everyone involved.

That being said, nonsharers get behind me. I'm ready to take a bullet for y'all ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

NONSHARERS TRY NOT TO BE HYPOCRITICAL CHALLENGE, GO!

I don't know if there's anyone else here who needed these to exist as much as I do but here are some...

💕✨Wholesome Pizza Tower Reaction Images To Share With Your Friends™💕✨

Art trade with @panhbr.

Theo and Peppino chillin' on the roof of the pizzeria, on a beautiful night. It's a pretty neat place to hang out and the sky looks amazing.

Headcanon jumpscare: Peppino isn't really a talkative person, he feels a bit insecure about his interests and tends to avoid getting into conversations with others bc he figures they wouldn't share is interests at all or just think he's a loser. However, when he finds someone he genuinely knows and trusts, he does infodump a bit about the stuff he likes to them and can go on for hours just talking about it.

Toooootally not self-projecting my own insecurities onto the silly pizza chef lmao