✨🩵The Best Gift For A Scarred Soul (Part 1)🩵✨

…and the phone belongs to Peppino, who finds it and nearly dies of fear screaming when he sees his camera roll XD

Imagine Fake Peppino finds a phone and just confusedly starts taking selfie as he tries to figure it out

Dancin time part 2: my beloved mutual @jav-animations has now joined us

Personal vent under the cut. Don't expect to understand anything, I needed to settle an argument I've been having with my own brain. Don't worry, everything is ok now...

"Wow, did you see that freak monster hurt that person? God, what a creep... that person's DEFINITELY scarred for life!"

"I did... I hate people like that."

"Oh really? Funny of you to say that because well, y'know... you're kind of like them, aren't you?"

"I'm nothing like them. I wouldn't hurt anyone, let alone to that degree of awful."

"Nothing? You're literally the same category of freak."

"I am no such thing. I don't take advantage of other people. My moral compass is intact. I know how that person they hurt feels, it's happened to me too. I would defend them with my-"

"That person would hate you if they knew the kind of freak you were. You're just like that freak who hurt them."

"We may both be freaks but I-" "So you admit it then?"

"Let me fini-"

"You're just another monster. You may not see it now, but just you wait."

"I made a promise to never-"

"You're just making excuses for yourself."

"No-"

"You should apologize."

"For what? I've done nothing, I've only done is everything to not become a mon-"

"Doesn't matter. Your freaky little existence begs for forgiveness."

"I- I-"

"What? What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"

"I'm sor-"

"So you admit you're a monster in need of forgiveness"

"I never sai-"

"You don't deserve it. You may be 'innocent' now, but just you wait... just you wait, little freak."

"I hate how you twist things around. I hate how you manipulate me, telling me things I don't wan't to hear."

"Even if they may be... the truth~?" "IT'S NOT THE TRUTH. YOU'RE JUST HORRIBLE. ALL YOU SAY ARE THINGS TO MAKE ME MISERABLE. HONESTLY, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, THE MONSTER HERE IS YOU. NOT ME, YOU."

"Sounds like someone's having a hissy fit. Do you hear yourself yelling like a stupid little child?" "BECAUSE IF I DON'T YELL, YOU TALK OVER ME. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. FROM FREAK TO FREAK, I MAY BE A FUCKING FREAK BUT I WILL UNLEASH HELL AGAINST THE AMORAL, AGAINST THE RANCID CANCER BEINGS RAMPAGING THIS LOVELESS EARTH. I DON'T CARE IF I'M SHOVED INTO A CATEGORY OF FREAK SHARED WITH THESE CANCER BEINGS. I DON'T CARE IF THAT PERSON HATES ME BECAUSE I'M SHOVED INTO THAT BOX. I'M FIGHTING FOR THAT PERSON REGARDLESS. I KNOW WHO I AM. I KNOW WHO I AM. I KNOW WHO I AM. I AM NOT THE MONSTER YOU SAY I AM."

"...heh."

Patches!!! I've finally finished their ref :D also the first time I ever drew Vigi, I think he came out pretty nice for a first try heh.

I also have a backstory for the silly as well, under the cut. If you're interested feel free to take a look. I will be writing/drawing more content of this oc as well as I develop their character so more info about them will be revealed along the way.

Patches is an experimental life form created by the olive aliens, their intent was to create the ultimate killing machine from cow DNA and speeding up cow evolution. The first successful result was the creation of little baby Patches, or at the time “Subject 005”. However, the aliens decided the outcome wasn’t good enough for their needs, so young Patches was rejected and abandoned in the middle of the desert. 

After almost a whole day, the Vigilante found the strange little baby in the middle of the desert. He brought young Patches home to take care of them for the time being, and hung up posters around town asking if anyone was looking for the lost baby. After months and months went by and no one had come for Patches, and taking care of them had made the usually stoic cheeseslime grow quite attached to the little youngster. He decides with a sigh, “welp, guess I’m a dad now.”

Under Vigilante’s care, life was pretty much an adventure every day. Vigi taught them many different things such as how to manage the farm they lived at, self defense and even how to properly hold and shoot a pistol (with EXTREME care and caution of course). Years go by, and Patches grows into a young adult. They get a part-time job at Peppino’s as a pizza deliverer. Sure, it’s minimum wage but getting to ride a scooter sure seals the deal for Patches. Plus, their boss Peppino is actually kind of a cool dude, even though he looks like he’s gonna explode from stress any moment. Patches looks up to him, much like how they look up to their adoptive father, the Vigilante.

Ooh fun! :3c

General Grievous (Star Wars)

Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower)

John/Captain (Tankmen) (and also FNF)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Springtrap (FNaF)

N.Gin (Crash Bandicoot)

Bowser (Super Mario)

Link (Legend Of Zelda) (OOT/MM especially bc nostalgia I guess)

The Dealer (Buckshot Roulette)

Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

As for tags uhhh lemme see... @jav-animations @sisi-chan-draws @merwynpersonalhub @tv-peppino @cyanityinsanity101 @luigigirl12 if any of you are interested or anyone else who'd like to try this out feel free /nf ^w^

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

RULES: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people!

Thank you @vvatchword for tagging me!!

A few of my favourite characters are the ones that I hyperfixated on years ago and then daydreamed/wrote a ton of fic about so the versions that exist in my head are probably incredibly different than canon, bare with me on this lmao

in some vague sort of order…

1. Joel (The Last of Us)

2. Atlas (Bioshock)

3. Emily Kaldwin (Dishonored 2)

4. Ed Teach (Our Flag Means Death)

5. Crowley (Good Omens)

6. Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

7. Cass (Fallout New Vegas)

8. Jotaro Kujo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

9. Vergil (DmC Devil May Cry)

10. Baragon (Godzilla)

i tag uhhh

@stedebonnit @everything-is-by-design @viperra1 @paleoleigh @falloutnewnobody @annihilatius @f0ntainefuturistics @skripsy @firey-the-blaze @iightbringer

Omnis stimboard...

🖤 ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤

Tag yourself: how many of these funny art crimes have you committed? Which ones are you guilty of? /lh /vpos

Fandom funny art style traits starter pack ★

Please note that I do not try to mock these traits!! If anything I find them swag and silly :) 💖 /pos /gen

I can’t wait to see my own characters getting the same treatment one day /j /lh

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

Hey, uh

no transphobes/terfs interacting with this blog. I think that should be blatantly obvious :3

My blog is a safe space for all trans people, regardless of:

-how you present

-if you allow people to call you by your given name/pronouns

-if you've had any form of gender-confirming surgery, hormone therapy, plan to or otherwise

you all are valid and I love you all and I would not hesitate to yeet a transphobe into the ocean abyss if I see one come over here with their weirdo ideologies.

Happy Fake Peppino Friday + Fuck Up Pizzahead Friday.