Lazyfestivalheart - Brave Soul

haha, hey you're a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

Cooked him fried him boiled him alive

he is perfect to me

Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*

Me: *Reaches the end*

Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*

Sorry 😞

please understand i am not booping you gently on the forehead. i am smacking your ass, it is audible and there is JIGGLING