Cards Against Humanity Heaven And Hell

Greek gods as this meme

Aphrodite

Hephaestus

Athena

Artemis

Apollo

Hermes

Ares

Dionysus

‘promises’ & good omens.

i don’t need gold, don’t need silver, / just bread when i’m hungry, fire when i’m cold. / don’t need a ring for my finger, / just need a steady hand to hold.

*everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*

Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

*pause*

Apollo: I did. I broke it.

Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.

Hades: What?! I didn't break it!

Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Aphrodite: Suspicious.

Hades: No, it's not!

Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.

Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!

Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.

Eris: No. Who broke it?

Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...

Athena: REALLY?!

Persephone: Yeah, really!

Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

oc aesthetic - aeneas floros, prince of the scaths

another one of these

oc aesthetic - emperor azazar li of the serpent empire

dr Henry jekyll

incomplete list of feral scientists

-carlos wtnv

-victor frankenstein

-spiderverse doc oc

-hienz doofenshmirtz

please add on

OH MY GOD

MURIEL’S NEW BOOK MURIEL’S NEW BOOK MURIEL’S NEW BOOK MURIEL’S NEW BOOK

im TIRED of COWARDICE hadestown what is this “chant (reprise)” “epic iii (intro) (instrumental)” NONSENSE give me “chant ii” and “lover’s desire” or give me DEATH

THE FATHER

THE SON

THE HOLY SPIRIT

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT HADESTOWN

Euridyce (about Orpheus): is he always like this?

Hermes: yes...

Hermes is not only used to Orpheus' personality because he's known him so long. It's because the story keeps repeating. Hermes keeps retelling it. So when Euridyce asks if Orpheus is always like that, and he says yes, he means that every single time, he repeats his actions: he falls for Euridyce, he goes after her in the underworld, he looks back...and Hermes can't stop it.