Greek Gods As This Meme

*everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*

Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

*pause*

Apollo: I did. I broke it.

Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.

Hades: What?! I didn't break it!

Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Aphrodite: Suspicious.

Hades: No, it's not!

Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.

Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!

Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.

Eris: No. Who broke it?

Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...

Athena: REALLY?!

Persephone: Yeah, really!

Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAGON PRINCE

thank you for creating iconic characters and a wonderful story!

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT HADESTOWN

Euridyce (about Orpheus): is he always like this?

Hermes: yes...

Hermes is not only used to Orpheus' personality because he's known him so long. It's because the story keeps repeating. Hermes keeps retelling it. So when Euridyce asks if Orpheus is always like that, and he says yes, he means that every single time, he repeats his actions: he falls for Euridyce, he goes after her in the underworld, he looks back...and Hermes can't stop it.

this is it. this is hadestown.

Deltarune + memes!

HENRY JEKYLL IS A DRAMATIC ASS

Reblog if you agree.

- ghostwritten by a certain Mr. Hyde, Mr. Hyde just wants to go to the bazaar

great king of the underworld hades is such a m00d