HENRY JEKYLL IS A DRAMATIC ASS

—Hadestown (2006)

OH MY GOD

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*everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine*

Eris: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

*pause*

Apollo: I did. I broke it.

Eris: No. No, you didn't. Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Don't look at me! Look at Hades.

Hades: What?! I didn't break it!

Aphrodite: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Hades: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Aphrodite: Suspicious.

Hades: No, it's not!

Zeus: If it matters, probably not... Hera was the last one to use it.

Hera: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Zeus: Oh, really? Then what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?

Hera: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zeus!

Demeter: Alright, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Eris.

Eris: No. Who broke it?

Persephone: Eris, Athena's been awfully quiet...

Athena: REALLY?!

Persephone: Yeah, really!

Eris, to the camera while everyone argues in the background: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

‘promises’ & good omens.

i don’t need gold, don’t need silver, / just bread when i’m hungry, fire when i’m cold. / don’t need a ring for my finger, / just need a steady hand to hold.

this is it. this is hadestown.

dr Henry jekyll

incomplete list of feral scientists

-carlos wtnv

-victor frankenstein

-spiderverse doc oc

-hienz doofenshmirtz

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