Is This A Sage Place To Admit I Have No Idea What The Difference Between A Romantic Relationship And

yes, they did kill multiple people and committed several crimes but your honor they were just being silly

you wrote this instead of sleeping? i'm gonna read it instead of sleeping

middle aged men making thirst traps to olivia rodrigo will always be weird btw they know exactly what audience for these videos will be

dorlily!

Spider-Punk

Ocean Eyes

Ashton spends time with his merman boyfriend Luke

This art from @5sll inspired this fic! I saw it way back at the beginning of the month and since it’s MerMay, I wanted to write a fic for it. So here it is! Ashton and merman Luke on a date.

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39351351

Dripping like Honey

Michael can’t seem to escape Luke and her wild ideas. She doesn’t really want to

on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39205158

Rating: E

for @escapesos

Hello! Today is Peyton’s bday! and as such, I wrote a little fem smut for them. Nerdy Fem Michael and Punk Fem Luke just fucking around in as many places as they can. Please enjoy!

Peyton, my love, Happy Birthday! You are a light in my life and a constant joy. I adore you and spending time with you. Love is stored in the listening parties and teleparties! You bring joy to my life and my vibes and I love you!

And thank you to @valiantnerdtm for the read over.

as much as i love secret jegulus with sirius finding out and going overprotective big brother mode, i also love the idea of sirius thinking that no one is ever gonna be good enough for his baby brother. but then again, he knows one person who’s always been caring, generous, kind, funny and really everything regulus deserves. and that person is none other than james potter, his best friend, aka the best person he knows. and so sirius tries to play matchmaker between a very annoyed regulus black and a reluctant but curious james potter <3

if i get fooled by a ‘completed’ fic on ao3 just for the last chapter to be a discontinuation announcement even though it’s not tagged as such, it’s on SIGHT

whenever i read a marauders with badly translated french/spanish/italian etc i don’t really care bc i know the author tried their best, and it gets the point across that such character can speak such language anyway, and it just doesn’t impact the story. whatever.

HOWEVER, if you’re gonna make a character use a pet name from a language you don’t speak, please look up a list of pet names from that language rather than translating a pet name directly from english. not only does it NOT work, it’s also sometimes very bizarre.

for exemple, there was this one fic where sirius wanted to say ‘babygirl’ in italian and the author translated it to ‘bambino’… which means child/little boy 😭