Reg *trying to tell a story*: So his step dad's sister in law's brother's friend was dating her ninth cousin's friends sister! But she was actually-
James: I-im lost
Reg: You're too slow for me. Bartyyy
Barty *legs crossed, snacks and drinks ready on the couch*: So this is the girl who was related to whats her faces long distant cousin?
there was an audio malfunction that made luke sound like he had a kazoo and i am wHEEZING
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There’s nothing like the rain nothing like the rain when you’re in Outerspace. If you even care
today’s gender: european
ewwww france gave uk 12 points so disappointed in us
i just realised that pic if calum has ashtons glasses and a little yoga cushion behind him and just think they’re cute https://pin.it/5BqMgN4
oh my god anon this is a life changing revelation
The Hippie Was Here.
uk time is bathroom time
i love symbolism!! (elphaba and glinda’s dorm room windows being shaped like a vulva to symbolise the nasty, filthy, toe curling, body shaking, star seeing lesbian sex they’re having)
its so baffling when people tell me they like me and care abt me like omg you took a look at lil ole me and found something worth caring about im gonna cry rn