I Think Pre-devil’s Playhouse This Was The Only Way For Max To Confess His Feelings For Sam. The Agony.

had a really fucking funny gmod session tonight

things i was hoping beloved Rayman would do in captain laserhawk knowing it was R rated:

say fuck

hold a gun

have a part in the story

things that i didnt think would happen to Rayman but fucking did:

swear multiple times

drink straight liquor

snort cocaine

anti hero role and large part of story

SHOOT people

MURDER people

condemn his past self in a mirror

eat sushi off a cow girl’s ass

cry and vomit

im going insane i cant process ANY of it.

and i LOVE IT.

Sam and Max Playlist Masterpost

(I’ll probably come back and constantly update this, feel free to suggest songs!)

Run Away With Me from The Mad Ones (Freelance Husbands)

As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese (Freelance Husbands: Episode 305)

(Let’s Start) Tomorrow Tonight from SMASH (Max: Hint of Freelance Husbands)

In Our Bedroom After The War (Freelance Husbands: Episode 305/Post-305)

The Predatory Wasp of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us by Sufjan Stevens (Freelance Husbands)

Line Without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery (Freelance Husbands)

Eighth Wonder by Lemon Demon (Max: The Devil’s Playhouse)

The Goodbye Song by Joe Iconis, performed by George Salazar (Freelance Husbands: Episode 305)

Run Rabbit Run by The Hoosiers (Max: The Devil’s Playhouse)

Me and My Husband by Mitski (Freelance Husbands)

I Want You by Mitski (Freelance Husbands: Episode 305)

Don’t You Dare Forget the Sun by Get Scared (Max)

Crazy by Daniela Andrade (Max)

Pigeon by Cavetown (Sam: Episode 303)

Big Bird by AJJ (Episode 305)

Guilt: The Song by AJJ (Sam: The Devil’s Playhouse)

Where Do We Go From Here from Amélie (Freelance Husbands: Post-305)

Devil Town by Cavetown (Sam: The Devil’s Playhouse)

I Felt Your Shape by The Microphones (Sam: Freelance Husbands: The Devil’s Playhouse)

That’s Life by Anne Rune (Sam: Freelance Husbands: Episode 305)

Hug All Ur Friends by Cavetown (Sam: The Devil’s Playhouse: Hint of Freelance Husbands)

Please Leave A Light On When You Go by Brittain Ashford and Dave Malloy (Freelance Husbands: Post-305)

homestar sketcher

it’s been Stuck in my Head

made this before going to sleep

og sound by micahdaileywhite on tiktok

Wow!!

Strong Bad hard at work. (From the SBCG4AP Dev Blog)

2007 Donnie: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

2007 Donnie: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

[later]

2007 Donnie, concerned: What do you mean?

Bayverse Donnie: They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: ...but steel’s heavier than feathers.

Bayverse Donnie: I know. But they’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie:

2007 Donnie: what...?

[Much later]

2007 Donnie, standing in front of a scale: That doesn’t prove anything, I- Steel’s heavier than feathers.

2012 Donnie: I know, but look. They’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same!

2007 Donnie: Can anyone look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

Bayverse Donnie: No, Donnie, they’re the same weight!

2007 Donnie: ...but steel is heavier than feathers.

[Much, much later]

2007 Donnie: Donnie, go on and tell them.

Rottmnt Donnie: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: Oh, no! Not you to, Donnie!

Rottmnt Donnie: What is it you don’t get?

2007 Donnie, frustrated: I don’t-

2012 Donnie, quietly: Are you alright?

2007 Donnie: I don’t get it.

Bayverse Donnie: It’s alright.

2003 Donnie: Hey, don’t worry about it...

Rottmnt Donnie: [going tappy tappy on his phone]

2007 Donnie, softly: I don’t get it.