I Also Got A Bunch Of Pearls And Have More Suggestive Dresses And Skirts So Eeheee

bet yall didnt know grand-pére (c’est moi) could speak un peu de française but did u also know Im mostly fluent in american sign language? stupid baby puppy boy lowkey has a gigantic brain :3 Ive also written 2 novels and graduated with high honors in english, history, and writing but math? nooo im a dumb little puppy boy… whats that? chemistry? no thanks! Im gonna write shit prose poetry about getting railed. au revoir les chiennes !!!!!!

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee

yeah I got goals and aspirations

Backbreaking breeding session w/ tears and a sprinkle of overstim in 2025 PLEASE!!!

we ran out of lemonade so I made a kiwi strawberry packet hehe

sum1 give me $1k so I can fly daddy to vegas and we have a Getaway in VEGAS and we go to the gaga museum

DOECHII at the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style"

another guy called me a faggot in a sexual context so I made my inbox private DONT CALL ME THAT !!!!!! Im a gaga, lashes, nails, and drag kind of fag. I am the only person allowed to use that word for myself. using it to degrade me isnt sexy, even if you think youll get my 3XL boltcutter shirt and 100 gecs “zooted and booted” shorts off by using it 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

halsey, nicole, and hayden are undoubtedly the queens of tumblr. as a deeply unusual gay tboy u can trust me

yeah this blog is for hornyposting but also for me to post the YAOI I WRITE