I Hope This Boy Sending Me Puns And Stupid Memes With Long Curly Hair And A Mustache Comes On Over Here

I hope this boy sending me puns and stupid memes with long curly hair and a mustache comes on over here and gives me what I want I want to bite him PLEASE

I think Id feed off how awkward he says he is… he says I make him nervous. he could come over and we could smoke and I could lie him in my ikea sheets… let him do whatever he wanted… god someone get this man (me) some ass

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2 weeks ago

bad news for me // great news for daddy…. found my knife garter belt … :3


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3 weeks ago

emo posting tn hehe GOD jordan dreyer how did u get into my brain….

“if my heart just stops//keep me alive for a minute// I wanna know if a curtain drops” hit me way harder than “can I still get into heaven if I kill myself” and like can we talk about that.

king park fans when real la dispute enjoyers come at them

Im just kidding king park is one of the best songs in all of the music I know and its extremely therapeutic to sing lol


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3 weeks ago

I wont lie. this would get me

I'm shy until a man tells me he has a vasectomy

2 weeks ago

gonna send him vacillator n he has no idea hahahhahah muahahhaha


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3 weeks ago

what Id do …

Missed my bf so I fucked myself in his bed about it😵‍💫🥵

2 weeks ago

me: Im not easy

daddy: good b-

and Im as wet as the fucking sea 🙃🙃

2 weeks ago

me I wont lie first time I gave a handjob I was like ou. unpleasant

i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

3 weeks ago

hi welcome to my blog heres suggestive photos, prose about getting fucked by a man, and pictures of lady gaga. yes, Im gay

2 weeks ago

just got mad at my phone bc I dont know how tumblr works apparently maybe I AM a stupid dumb fucking dog jesus christ

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