Wishing I Had Some Lemonade Rn … Sucks That I Have Like $5 To My Name

me I wont lie first time I gave a handjob I was like ou. unpleasant

i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

she’s unreal maybe I should bleach my brows too

Lady Gaga wearing custom Samuel Lewis at the grammys

DOECHII at the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style"

went to the grocery store twice today and cleaned my whole house I havent had this energy since I was a lad 🙏 in sooo much pain though

was gonna take an arched back pic for daddy but the disability got in the way and now my whole spine hurts. taking away from dis ability to get dick apparently

me: Im not easy

daddy: good b-

and Im as wet as the fucking sea 🙃🙃

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

I hope this boy sending me puns and stupid memes with long curly hair and a mustache comes on over here and gives me what I want I want to bite him PLEASE

I think Id feed off how awkward he says he is… he says I make him nervous. he could come over and we could smoke and I could lie him in my ikea sheets… let him do whatever he wanted… god someone get this man (me) some ass

my hair goes past my ass :// I cut it to my shoulders over 2 years ago and its grown so muchhhh I wanna dye it pink but I dont wanna deal with ROOTS

I will be so fr the braids are no where near a fetish thing. I mean yeahhhh pull them hehe but Ive been wearing them every day since I could remember cause Im way too nervous to cut it and I hate the way it tangles around my neck. yes I wasnt diagnosed with autism until I was 19 hehehe

I CANT SPEAK GERMAN BUT I CAN IF YOU LIKE OWWWWW

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère

Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fräulein uske-be clair