Ranboo: Get me in mcc or I’ll-I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
My stock images:
Oh do I have something you tell you past me
It doesn’t stop there :)
I don’t know how but I’ve managed to hyper focus on Ranboo content for almost a week and I’m getting concerned.
Had this outlined among us moment and thought I’d finish it.
Purple won :/
(Translation: The smiley face of war crimes.)
Sapnap’s stream from last night was fun.
Puffy: Dude is just staring at me and eating books is he okay?
Ranboo on the verge of a panic attack because someone randomly showed up: no please leave.
Dream SMP as d&d discord quotes
Tommy: I did the impossible!
Technoblade: no you didn’t go back to class
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Jack Manifold: This is like the "did you know humans and bananas share 50-60 percent of the same dna?!" Mindblowing level
Foolish: .-.
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Tubbo: Mmmm concussions
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Guards: you’re under arrest
Sapnap: no u
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Quackity: WHO HANDLES THEIR ALCOHOL THE BEST
Fundy: Me
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Wilbur: I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and 4 cans of Pepsi
Wilbur: correction 8 cans
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Technoblade: ah orphans i see
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Ranboo: can I yeet him?
Philza: I’ll yeet you.
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Philza: i love how dead and bored you all sound
I’m remembering Ranboo’s stream with the Sonicboo voice and now I’m just imagining that his enderwalk state is just normal Ranboo on crack and it is killing me. Just imagine the nonsense! One day Tubbo sees him and he’s talking to himself about the birth of snakes with legs being the new dinosaurs and Tubbo being Tubbo just runs with it for over an hour. Puffy once saw him outside screaming Hamilton lyrics at a sign and she still laughs about it. And Sapnap swears he saw him spaced out with some dirt in his hands listening to caramelldansen on full blast in a corner somewhere.
Trying out line-less color pallets and handwriting.
TIRED OF GETTING MANIPULATED BY GREEN BLOB MEN? INTRODUCING DREAM SODA! DRINK DREAM! PROBLEM SOLVED!
Mr. Boo being ✨ t r a u m a t i z e d ✨
It’s 12am - (:
I have class tomorrow - /:
Karl’s outfit changed - I:
Ranboo lore - ):
RANBOO LORE - D:
GLaDOS: I’ve been hearing voices all my life
Okay technoblade 🙄🤚
Tubbo: It’s time Jack!
JackManifold: It’ll finally be over. It’ll all be over. *maniacal laughing*
Tubbo: ... We literally just started Jack wtf are you talking about?
Trying to explain as many Dream Smp members as I can with a reference:
Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe-
“I just woke up what do you want?”
And we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn
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L A N G U A G E !
:P
“Just killed a woman, feelin good.”
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING!
TWITCH PR—
“You should have paid me more.”
*animal crossing noises*
Sometimes I think. Than I eat sand.
“Have some blue calm yourself.”
“I MADE A TRIBUTE TO MINECRAFT!”
“Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”
Be worse.
“MA! THE TORTILLAS ARE COMING THROUGH THE AIRVENTS!”
“Ayeeee!”
“We are popping off, we are popping off.”
“Did someone say anarchy?”
pop pop pop pop pop
You are my dad, YOUR MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie.
Beep. Beep. Imma sheep I said beep beep imma sheep.
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair!”
Shark. Pog.
Tubbo was watching his old favorite YouTube videos and went “man I wish I could put these on here... wait... I CAN PUT THESE ON HERE!” And now we have nukes on the SMP.
Ranboo: “Why can I still hear it? Oh no.”
Chat: “RANBOO PLEASE IT’S OKAY!” “OH NO HE HAS HIS AIRPODS IN HE CAN’T HEAR US!”
Dono’s: “So anyone want food before we KO a homeless highlighter?”
Karl: “You guys didn’t say hi to me with your big egos, you’re just like ranboob” >:(
Mans tryna tell us he’s not an enderman but he 6’6 with a messed up jaw. What’s next? You randomly pick up things? Oh we definitely believe you Ranboo.
Honestly, Ranboo just got a mad head start, rolled with it, and somehow we all agreed that this tall, funky, enderman boy was good and said he could stay. And I appreciate that.
I don’t know how but I’ve managed to hyper focus on Ranboo content for almost a week and I’m getting concerned.
LEAVE ME ALONE HE GIVES ME THE HAPPY CHEMICAL
It’s 3am and I gave Philza Sky cotl wings and imagining him shifting around doing the dances with them is to hilarious not to keep and now I can only see him with these.
Dream: *talks to Ranboo*
Ranboo’s Chat: *screaming, leave the man alone dream, “NOOOOOO”, “NOT AGAIN”, slams table, “uhhhhhhh”, intense sighing, praying to the gods that this doesn’t get bad*