I Literally Hate This Guy So Much Vex Says Bull Like "my Emperor Your Army Grows Restless I Humbly Advise

I Literally Hate This Guy So Much Vex Says Bull Like "my Emperor Your Army Grows Restless I Humbly Advise

i literally hate this guy so much vex says bull like "my emperor your army grows restless i humbly advise you provide them with something to occupy them..... (evil conquest connotations)" and ice emperor is like "they need..... entertainment??" and then slowly dramatically rises from his throne and because that accursed song is the only thing hardwired into his programming for some reason he just starts jiggin and singing and vex is like "my liege respectfully what the hell is wrong with you" but he just keeps going at it having the time of his life and when hes done the ice samurai all start clapping and cheering because it was the coolest thing theyve ever seen in their lives and ice emperor does a bow to the audience resulting in more uproarous applause and everyone is ignoring vex who is flabbergasted and doesnt get it

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9 months ago
I'm So Glad Kai And Jay's Character Habits Makes Someone Else As Insane As Me (/positive)

I'm so glad Kai and Jay's character habits makes someone else as insane as me (/positive)

I like all the instances of Jay giving someone a little wink as a means to show support

I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support
I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support
I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support

Wouldn't be surprised if it's something he picked up from his dad

I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support

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6 months ago

doing questionable things like rewatching a bard’s lament for “fun” and scanlan and vex you will always be famous. the fact that scanlan brings up that they’ve travelled across planes to fix vex’s daddy issues but then it’s vex’s daddy issues that ground her rebuttal to scanlan when she tells him to stop treating kaylie like an object. and god. vex’s “fuck him! fuck him for not saying anything sooner. and fuck us for not asking.” in the immediate aftermath, and then once she has time to put her walls back up, vex’s “my take-away from scanlan is that we all talk too much.”

the fact that vex was the one who made that comment that without his magic scanlan is just some guy but he’s also the some guy that vex spends the campaign looking up to (even if she does it through barbs and snark), the fact that when vex was fighting against saundor hearing things like “unproven ally” scanlan was all jokes until he realized how much vex believed what was being said to her. the fact that when scanlan comes back, it’s vex who literally sees through his disguise.

what do you mean scanlan was a deadbeat father who discovered a daughter that he did love but loved only as an object until vex called him out on it? what do you mean vex was a woman who struggled to forgive in part due to her crapshoot father and she was the first to forgive scanlan when he came back?

vex and scanlan also have such interesting interactions in terms of the balance of snark, silliness, and sincerity. it’s not uncommon from any characters of sam or laura’s since they are both silly little guys who also love drama and roasting each other especially when it comes to character rp, but as always it’s so dynamic when it’s the two of them bouncing off each other, especially when they’re doing so through scanlan and vex who are already bitchy characters (affectionate) with humour as a deflection method. but it’s a silly and deeply sincere moment when vex finally puts the witch hat scanlan gave her back on with his promise that he won’t run away from the final battle. it is one of my favourite laughable moments in c1 but it also reeks of sincerity when scanlan asks vex if she prefers planetar scanlan or normal scanlan and vex tells him he is fucking hot as a planetar, but she loves him like he was and he’s her favourite when he’s just himself.

like. they’re insane do you understand. the dawnfather asks vex to prove herself and scanlan turns her into a dragon to help her succeed, pelor asks vox machina what vex means to them and scanlan says she’s greedy and mean and the most perfect of them all. the knowing mistress asks scanlan to prove himself and vex escorts him on a broom he unlocked for her and then she picks an impossible lock for him, ioun tries to remind scanlan that his strength is the joy he provides to his friends and he makes a deflective quip that he’s really powerful and vex undercuts his deflection with a sincere assertion that he is. scanlan cast his last wish spell letting her see her brother on her wedding day. vex sent herself across the continent alone with her worry and grief while scanlan’s corpse lay awaiting resurrection to ensure that his daughter could be there to either bring him back or say goodbye.

they are the platonic chosen soulmates of all time to me. i make a post like this like once a year minimum and it’s because they Haunt me. both sam and laura said what if we made high charisma characters using their charisma as a shield and humour as a weapon and they saw through each other’s masks but they never explicitly talked about it to one another. good riddance to talks machina but i will never forget the episode post bard’s lament with laura and sam where sam revealed that vex was the only one who said anything that actually got through to scanlan and another episode where laura revealed that the reason vex was so angry and sad when scanlan left was that vex felt like her and scanlan had a unique bond where they were the only two who really saw one another’s masks for what they were. also laura providing the insight that while vex was actively working on being more forgiving, another reason she was so open and happy with scanlan when he came back was that vex didn’t want to scare him away again.

what am i supposed to do with all that? be normal about scanlan and vex? literally impossible


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10 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes

i know this is a super controversial hot take but it has to be said: vex ningajgo

10 months ago

I like all the instances of Jay giving someone a little wink as a means to show support

I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support
I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support
I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support

Wouldn't be surprised if it's something he picked up from his dad

I Like All The Instances Of Jay Giving Someone A Little Wink As A Means To Show Support

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8 months ago
Just R/ninjago Having A Normal One

Just r/ninjago having a normal one


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4 months ago
SHOW YOURSELF WU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOW YOURSELF WU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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9 months ago

One small thing that bothers me whenever I rewatch this particular moment in the series: At the end of "Day of the Great Devourer" after the Great Devourer has been defeated, the others discover that Master Wu is, in fact, NOT dead. We see them shout enthusiastically, and begin running towards him. Several members of the group raise their arms up and out while running, and then we cut to Wu also spreading out his arms. It looks, for all the world, like they are about to hug the shit out of him. The group then slows to a stop just in front of him. No hug. Am I the only one who noticed this? Is it weird that it bothers me? Is it part of the teapot joke?


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1 year ago
Bro Can Someone Like Remind Lego This Is A Kids Show
Bro Can Someone Like Remind Lego This Is A Kids Show

Bro can someone like remind lego this is a kids show


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1 year ago

i know you like chickens but i have to ask

what is your opinion on the T-Rex (ancient chicken)

I Know You Like Chickens But I Have To Ask

(whiteboard drawing cuz im at work) I LOVE T REXES THEYRE SO CUTE big ancient chickebs...... raptors gotta be my favorite dino tho

10 months ago
Zane And His Penguin Crew

zane and his penguin crew

and heres zane:

Zane And His Penguin Crew

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