OMG?! I Need More I Desperately Need To See Wangxian In Ur Arcane Au Ahhhhhhhh

Humans being able to throw their voices, mimic animals, or completely change how they sound all together should be used to scare the crap out of other species

Newt: Minho... me and thomas are-

*insert Minho to busy on his ipad*

*Newt now with the Subway video* : me and Thomas are getting a divorce-

Minho is an ipad kid

Does anyone ever wonder if, after hearing Julian go on about tennis and medicine, Jadzia go on about Klingon culture and her past lives, Sisko talking about baseball and cooking, Miles talking about engineering and bizarre selections of history, Quark and his obsessive recitation of the Rules of Acquisition, and Garak constantly talking about fabrics and gardens...

Kira turns to Odo and says: Fuck, this station has a worse infestation than Voles; we're surrounded by nerds!

Og post here

Haha so remember this from yesterday? Yeah it was just supposed to be a silly little one-time thing but now I've been face smacked with ideas for this au so now I must rant. (Also note I've never actually watched hannah montana sooo) ANYWAY.

Wwx is adopted by the jiangs who are ex-superstars , and they're like not the best caretakers... both yzy and jfm want their children to be the next "big hit" but jyl isn't really good at music, and Jiang Cheng is not doing too hot in the industry, also Wwx being a music progidy never even crosses yzy and jfms minds!

This leds to wwx starting a music account anonymously, which.. blows up! Anywho, so now the "Yilling laozou" is born.

Both jyl and jc don't know abt wwxs double life, jc because wwx thinks his secret identity being a bigger hit than his own career would break their already strained relationship.

Wn and wq are the only ones who know of his secret identity (and are also the only reason it stays a SECRET identity) Wn found out om accident which means wq was immediately informed.

In this au Wwx has a major crush on lwj (and is self-aware of it) buy when he finds out that lwj is a huge yllz fan, he's immediately like "Oh no my crush is in love with my alter ego!" And so that's the story or why yllz is constantly hitting on a unsuspecting lwj, Lwj has yet to return any feelings to yllz in fact he seems to avoid his advances... I wonder why, totally not cause he's in love with wwx not at all.

Also Jin Zixuan is a huge music rival to the yllz so when jin zixuan walks into wwxs home one day as jyls bf he almost descends (Jin zixuan has no idea to why this guy who looks oddly familiar hates him with such passionate fire) (and for anyone wondering the music rivalry is mutual)

Additionally, NHS is a HUGE Yllz Stan and is the closest person to have come to figuring out his identity

Wwx knows how Joan of arc felt.

Mdzs has had almost every sort of adaption... now when are we getting that musical?

do u think wei wuxian like felt up nie mingjue's chest and went "yyyup. thats nie mingjue" and then lan zhan was like cool lets go and wei wuxian just like...kind of kept his hand there for a bit

Omg and knowing spock's luck he'd get stuck with the INSISTENT interviewers, they'd chase him all day 😭😭😭

Vulcans would be distressed at the state of modern slang😭😭

Random ensign 1000: Wow thanks for helping me Mr, Spock! You're the GOAT!

Spock: I am not a goat.

Served (and than died... literally) ( @cookiedough77 's au)

Its out of touch Thursday !