libragendertimelord

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no more skin. hopstal

If you are ever unsure, and feel like you don’t know anything know this: the sun is trying to kill you, always 💛

I'm gonna kill the sun first. Then we'll see who's laughing.

If you are ever unsure, and feel like you don’t know anything know this: the sun is trying to kill you, always 💛

Day 90 of the entire hoenn dex in the old pokemon style

# 341 corphish

#1996stylehoenndex

me asking my aromantic friend for a favor: hey could you do me a platonic solid

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

I got stuck under a capsized boat once. Not fun. Not fun at all. @starlightdust-dreamergalaxy

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Aaaw. Imagine an actual flareon lying on top of you. So warm & fluffy.

so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE

I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

I've decided to release my swarm of locusts to obscure the sun, so don't spray any pesticides.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The admins of this site don't want this photo of former CBS Evening News anchor Walter Cronkite to go viral

Reblog to make them tremble

lawfulwizard.

evilwizard

Reblog for greater sample size.

A regularly sized adult platypus that was always under a blacklight somehow. The above platypus isn't fully grown.

They are just like me forreal

rb if you think asexual people are cool

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

who invited bro

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

Drew Vaati!!!!! My 2nd fav Zelda game in Minish Cap and he just slays. I started drawing him a while ago but gave up, although recently I came upon it and was like "might as well" and here we are! I've read the manga and I really like (spoilers!) Picori Vaati so I also drew him!!! I imagine his feather tail would be purpley. Also that one doodle of him as a Hylian could also work as a "roles reversed" au where his master is kidnapped by Link and he has to work with a strange hat (I think she'd be something different but I don't have any ideas currently) called Zelda.

(P.S. the top right piece has no line art other than the eyes! I'm most proud of that one)

Well of course I like these pronouns. They're mine.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.