Or Hear Me Out. Exasperated Alpha Mario Trying To Curb Rookie Omega Sid's Seemingly Endless Amount Of

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Nom | RAW | 06.05.24

scruff your ex-captain

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

always strung out, always vacant

quinn/garly, 6k, t, coffee shop au, entire canucks ensemble

"Huggy is smiling ," Kiefer says, leaning against the wall behind the cash desk. "Smiling?" Jake says, turning from his task of chopping tomatoes for sandwiches to peer down the store at the coffee counter. "At a customer?"

no right on red, a gift for my beloved @puckszone, beta read by the wonderful @coronaofastar

Pairing: gen

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Non-Consensual Touching, Attempted Sexual Assault, Date Rape Drug/ Roofies, Vomiting, Blood, Hospitals, Protectiveness, Team as Family, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary: The guy’s all up in Shane’s space, crowding him into the corner by the bathroom, the hand not on his beer bracketing Shane’s head on the wall. And then…Monty realizes that Shane doesn’t look so hot, now that he’s looking a little closer. Something just doesn’t look right—something on Shane’s face, Monty doesn’t know what, but it looks wrong. Pained. Sick, maybe? And then the guy leans in a little closer to Shane, and Shane visibly stiffens up, and that’s enough to have Monty launching himself out of his seat.

read it here!

Someone compared Mack and Will having milk and cookies vs Connor Bedard Who Has Never Had Sugar In His Life and I'm now more convinced than ever Connor needs a buddy 🥺

https://www.tumblr.com/fourthliner/777739752149483521/can-someone-get-him-a-chocolate-chip-cookie-damn

Oh nooooo this comparison hadn't occurred to me!! That boy. That poor sugarless boy. Someone send Spencer Knight a package of cookies right away and tell him to feed them to Connor in small pieces until his system adjusts.

"look at that deep v" pointing out his cleavage on national television while hes vulnerable where are the standards

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 6 | 5.17.24

"It’s trade deadline week in the NHL, which means the worst armchair GMs you know haven’t slept in four days, have sixteen tabs of CapFriendly open, and are tweeting an endless stream of terrible suggestions."

Read our staff's worst trade proposals here.

MORE PUPPY PLAY IN HRPF!!!! THINK OF THE DYNAMICS!!!!! PUPPY PLAY IS GREAT!!!!

this this this !!!!!! jeremy swayman literally dressed up as a dog and for WHAT

me and @hauntedppgpaints have ONLY been chatting about dogboy pat maroon, its been great