Scruff Your Ex-captain

jeff skinner should be the scariest mfer in the nhl. 1000+ games played, never been to the playoffs. saint of unfulfilled dreams, god of lost chances, ghost of glories never felt. he's the subject of a greek tragedy. he should be passed down in fables about the futility of man. complaining about early playoff exists should invoke his wrath like the living embodiment of hubris passing judgement upon thee. he's a hockey eldritch horror straight out of your nightmares. his name should be spoke with the reverence of a martyr.

Auston Matthews teasing Leon Draisaitl (x)

Me: I wonder what's going on in the Panthers game?

*tabs over*

yep that's about right

hi. i wrote duhaime puppy play fic. since he’s barking in public and getting called doggy.

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abo pre-sidgeno thoughts during this witching hour bc i just found these pics on pinterest and need i say more?

thinking about a young, stubborn, and begrudgingly omega sidney at the end of his second season in the nhl, staring down the barrel of the captaincy and really deeply thinking that he's not ready for it. due in no small part to the fact to the internalized shame he has about his heats and how, for the first time in his life, he's being forced to go through regular cycles as per the anti-doping adjacent dynamic rules set in place by the nhl. and maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal if he could just tough his heats out on his own when his week of blue placebo pills comes around but in order to keep his hormones balanced properly (because we all know how much of a freak sid is for maintaining his fleshly hockey machine- uh, i mean, his body) and minimize the time commitment that is a cycle, he has to have an alpha heat partner. and maybe that wouldn't be such a big deal if they were any good at getting him off. like oh my god, why are all alphas ages 18-25 bumbling fumbling idiots with no coordination or stamina. if he hopes to take the c by the beginning of next season, which is looking increasingly more likely and decreasingly his to decide, sid needs to be able to get his cycles down pat. something he can only accomplish with a consistent and competent alpha heat partner.

enter geno, obviously.

Always kiss your goalie!!

Especially when he assists on your goal.

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