I'll Do It For Sam

This but the cat is my mom

Bothering the beast

And I almost passed this without hearing the audio lol

@lexiepiper, I was your secret santa for the Christmas truce! I chose your second prompt: a classic haunted house story, I hope you like it.

I love you dead punctuation marks.

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme

"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"

Dick enters the Cave and hears Dami's horrified screaming. He blinks and sees Tim at the Batcomputer, huddled over a Zesti looking like a supervillain.

Dick: "What are you doing to Damian?"

Tim: "Training."

Dami: [AGONIZED SCREAMING FROM A DISTANCE]

Dick, mildly: "Elaborate."

Tim: "He said no one could beat him with a sword. I bet him ten bucks I could program someone to beat him in the Holodeck."

Dick: "Right, and?"

"See for yourself." Tim switches the screen of the Batcomputer back on to the holodeck's cameras. Damian is impaled on a giant sword. The simulation resets.

A woman's voice comes out of the speakers. "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella..."

Dick: "...You didn't."

Tim, grinning like a loon: "Oh, but I did."

Dick: "How many times has he died so far?"

Tim: "34. He almost gave up at 15, but I told him some guy I know managed to beat her naked with a jar on his head."

Dick, sitting down to watch: "You're a monster."

Tim: "It's what he deserves for telling me video games are for losers."

I would do this too, but my hands are weak to cold and there isn’t enough snow here.