How Do You Do, Fellow Creatives™

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Dreaming of Good Times

A wonderful Pokemon chinese animated short film directed by DaiWei (All Saints Street) and produced by MTJJ / HMCH studio (Legend of Hei) for Chinese New Year.

Youtube link

And I almost passed this without hearing the audio lol

holy fuck.

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

the nuisance of our language is stunning

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?