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Ryuk: If I can't find the slow burn/enemies-to-lovers/angst content I'm looking for, I will create it. [drops the Death Note]

I wanna write this

For fun Light decides to freak everyone out by not wanting attention, not looking absolutely perfect, being careless, etc. Everyone would freak the fuck out, it is chaos, they are thinking of calling a life line helicopter, etc.

you see a man hunched over a sink, splashing water on his face and in the mirror he just keeps chanting “c’mon babygirl you got this, c’mon babygirl, c’mon-” to hype himself up because he’s clearly going through it

Null Moon

but can we get a noot noot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

should I start writing fanfictions yes or no

I have so many ideas and too much free time + five years worth of writing skills

“How can you not be angry?”

“I am angry,” the werewolf said. “But unlike you, I don’t have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof that I need to be put down like a rabid dog, that I’m just like what the stories tell you.” 

“But everyone gets angry…that’s human.”

“Up until the point when you’re not human.”

…let’s pretend I’ve posted this the 28th

Things that Happen in the Death Note Manga (mostly matsuda-related)

-ryuk tells light to get him a gameboy

-matsuda has stubble for two panels

-matsuda is canonically established as a nepotism hire

-in order to save light and sayu's lives matsuda tells mello he's the second L. mello believes this

-light yagami kills the president of the united states

-light says he'll wear a corset

-light plans for matsuda to be the one to make the eye deal for the police, which would mean light was planning to kill him 13 days later. this makes matsuda shooting him in the finale way better and also way funnier

-lidner tells mello that near thinks the second L is kira. so mello thinks matsuda is L AND kira. i find this extremely funny

-light and misa sleep in fuckin. separate twin beds pushed side by side

-conference call between mello, the entire task force, and the entire spk where mapping out who knows who's on the line would take five fucking venn diagrams

-matsuda tells ide he gets no bitches. this happens a lot

-ide is INCREDIBLY asexual

-mikami turns on light and calls him "scum." get his ass

-there is no heaven or hell in the death note universe. all humans go to nothingness

-ryuk kills light in front of everybody

-light doesn't see L as he dies, which furthers the theory that the animators had An Agenda

-chapter 108 makes an insane amount of sense if you read it under the assumption that matsuda had feelings for light