Ryuk: If I Can't Find The Slow Burn/enemies-to-lovers/angst Content I'm Looking For, I Will Create It.

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Anyone else struggle to figure out where you want your writing to go once you’ve reached a certain point in the story because you feel like if you don’t get validation from at least one beta reader it might completely flop?

the bond between two mutuals who've never talked but have the same taste. energetically, psychically aligned. sisters in vibes

I’m watching This Means War and all I can think about are L, Light, and Misa. L is the short british man, Light is the guy that every girl likes, and Misa’s the blonde that doesn’t know the two guys are literally government agents

It’s so funny

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wammy’s, and I’ve been involved in numerous Interpol investigations, and I have over 300 confirmed detective aliases. I am trained in solving cases and I’m the top detective in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with justice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to kill me on live TV? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FBI agents across Japan and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in capoeira, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the international police and an orphanage of murder children and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dropped your fucking pen. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

Not sure if this makes any sense, but he could use Beyond Birthday as a point of reference. Since they look alike and Beyond has the Shinigami eyes, it might make sense but idk enough to really flesh it out more

Death Note Au where Light manages to frame L as Kira, and wins that way

here are my favourite recurring light yagami behaviours:

- *hysterical screaming tantrum* *sudden perfect calm* literally no transition between the two

- responding to a direct question by staring at his hands for five minutes while he thinks of the perfect non-suspicious response, then not actually saying the response out loud

- putting on a performance for the truman show

- alien emulating human behaviour by reading the wikipedia page, convinced he’s doing a bang-up job

- the sincere and unironic belief that adultery will make him look less suspicious

I wanna write this

For fun Light decides to freak everyone out by not wanting attention, not looking absolutely perfect, being careless, etc. Everyone would freak the fuck out, it is chaos, they are thinking of calling a life line helicopter, etc.

Things that Happen in the Death Note Manga (mostly matsuda-related)

-ryuk tells light to get him a gameboy

-matsuda has stubble for two panels

-matsuda is canonically established as a nepotism hire

-in order to save light and sayu's lives matsuda tells mello he's the second L. mello believes this

-light yagami kills the president of the united states

-light says he'll wear a corset

-light plans for matsuda to be the one to make the eye deal for the police, which would mean light was planning to kill him 13 days later. this makes matsuda shooting him in the finale way better and also way funnier

-lidner tells mello that near thinks the second L is kira. so mello thinks matsuda is L AND kira. i find this extremely funny

-light and misa sleep in fuckin. separate twin beds pushed side by side

-conference call between mello, the entire task force, and the entire spk where mapping out who knows who's on the line would take five fucking venn diagrams

-matsuda tells ide he gets no bitches. this happens a lot

-ide is INCREDIBLY asexual

-mikami turns on light and calls him "scum." get his ass

-there is no heaven or hell in the death note universe. all humans go to nothingness

-ryuk kills light in front of everybody

-light doesn't see L as he dies, which furthers the theory that the animators had An Agenda

-chapter 108 makes an insane amount of sense if you read it under the assumption that matsuda had feelings for light