Littlelovegoblin - Littlelovegoblin

being a writer is hard

Cc: @fanficmemes

Hey yall, I need some advice..

I'm writing a short fic set in a night club but I honestly don't know what would look good on guys for such a place.

In your opinion what's a cute and slutty nightclub outfit for a man?

Me: I want to have written this fic. brain: Then write it. Me: You aren’t listening. I don’t want to write it. I want to have written it.

me: yeah i really like reading fanfiction because the similar characters and tropes are comforting for me

*screams at screen*

*throws phone across the room*

*fills folders with screenshots of the most heartbreaking literature ever written*

*cries violently*

*throws up*

Crying Dialogue Prompts:

"Hey wh- wait, were you crying?"

"What's with the tears?"

"I'll kill whoever it was that made you cry,"

"Hey- wait- no- you don't have to hide from me. It's okay. What happened?"

"Who turned the faucet on?"

"What's with the waterworks?"

"Why are your eyes all red?"

"Wait- no, don't cry again-"

"Please tell me why you're so upset,"

"You don't have to be ashamed of crying,"

"Oh please don't start again,"

"You're safe, just let it out,"

"It's okay, they aren't here anymore,"

"Try and take a deep breath for me? You're nearly hyperventilating, "

"What the hell happened?"

"Holy crap, are you okay? Your crying!"

"I don't think I've ever seen you cry before..."

"We both know those are crocodile tears,"

"When was the last time you actually let yourself cry?"

"Do you feel better now?"

"Tell me who did this to you. I'll make sure you never shed a tear because of them again,"

"Apparently the car isn't the only thing breaking down today..."

"How often do you fall asleep like this?"

"Why are your cheeks wet?"

"I can tell you've been crying,"

"There's no need to cry now. Come on, it's all over,"

"I heard you crying..."

"Come on, let's wipe away those tears,"

"They aren't worth crying over, never have been,"

"You don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to, but please, at least let me keep you company?"

"There's no way I'm leaving you alone like this,"

"Shhh, it's okay now,"

"Hey, listen to me, it's gonna be alright,"

"There's no need to cry, I'm right here,"

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, crying is healthy,"

"You would feel a lot better if you just let it out,"

"It's okay, you can cry, it's just us,"

"Is there any particular reason for this or...?"

"Anything I can do to help?"

"This is the third time this week..."

"It's too late to cry about it now,"

"You don't have to lie to me ya know, your eyes are still red,"

"Do you want me to leave you alone?"

"Look I'm terrible at the whole comforting thing but, maybe I can make you laugh?"

"I hate seeing you cry,"

"Talk to me, I'm not afraid to tickle it out of you,"

"I know a way to make you smile again..."

"I know your in there, I can hear you sniffling... please unlock the door..."

"I've seen you cry plenty of times,"

"Just close your eyes, I'm here,"