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What's your hogwarts house: hufflepuff :P

What's your favourite harry potter era: the marauderss

Who is your favourite wizard family: potter or weasley ig

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: butterbeer

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: according to jamie encyclopedia which is me the rubber duck is a squeaky, adorable toy shaped after a scary bird

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: 5678439749382759435744953425739473596796507%

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: i would use

What teacher would like you the most: mcg, flitwick or idk dude

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: 647834283 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: kill snape

I'm starting one of these because I'm supposed to be writing an essay

Random harry potter questions that get more and more obscure:

What's your hogwarts house: slytherin

What's your favourite harry potter era: marauders era

Who is your favourite wizard family: the Potters (including Euphemia and Fleamont)

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: room of requirement or the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: probably firewhisky

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: to confuse kids into confusing vinyl and rubber and thinking that adult ducks look like that when they really dont

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: around 98% probably

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: I'd probably use normal pens in class so I can actually keep up with writing notes, but I'd use quill for fun sometimes

What teacher would like you the most: none of them probably, I'd be slytherin so sadly not mcgonagall, not snape (luckily) cause he's homophobic, I wanna say remus so badly and he has a little less house prejudice than Minnie so hopefully him (I feel like he'd get annoyed at me a lot but would also like me)

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: more than 200 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: probably something including goats, custard, filch's cat, the suits of armour and the quidditch balls

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helloooooooooooo

i got this so late OMFG

i wanst online on pride month

happy pride month to u too lol

i love u lloomy ur amazing❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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putting the prongs AND pesto in pestoprongs for my 10k dtiys! details below 🍝

rules:

-use the hashtag #pestoprongs10KDTIYS

-deadline is october 31st

-tag me in your post

-keep his skin tone and the theme of him eating pesto the same, but anything else goes!

-put my original piece in your post and tag me

-have fun!

like when we were seventeen drinking and kissing on the streets

please, with/ whit

with- possessing (something) as a feature or accompaniment or accompanied by (another person or thing) ex. i am outside with anna

whit- a very small part or amount the last whit of warmth was drawn by the setting sun

tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

People of Tumblr, what was the worst thing you've done?

mine was to enter the internet.

i've made many friends, that's true. the internet is filled with amazing people, but i've learnt some weird stuff off the internet.

we live in 2022, and many weird things are on social media, from failed thirst traps to whatever queen cheryl is supposed to be. and off these kinds of people i've learnt about things a person my age...shouldn't really know about (and my parents are not delighted to find out how much i know).

for example, i will tell you that a nine-year-old should NOT know what tops and bottoms are in a relationship (that didn't turn out right for me; don't try this at home. in fact, don't try it anywhere).

now, it's your turn to express your experience!

happy birthday remus!!! soz i can't write anything for you but i literally don't have time actually if someone considers this a gift for remus that'd be great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37599493/chapters/93851107

hey everybody, it's your boy alex! i can officially say i am coming back to tumblr! i will come back to my content, writing, chats and headcanons, sometimes even posting traditional art! (if i can)

i know i've been offline for ages, and that's because i didnt have any motivation, but now i do! and good news, i have enough motivation to continue writing the triwizard au fanfic! i will continue and most likely, i will post the first chapter the day after tomorrow, with the total of 4 chapters (for now)!

you can go check out my ao3 page as well,it's alexsimps

also, we surpassed the milestone of 150 followers, being at 153! thank you!!