We did this.
hear me out…
I was just scrolling through tumblr. I didn't need to start crying at 23:40.
Nobody:
Chandler, wearing stripper heels: I am taller than all of you, I am god.
Heather headcannons!
Veronica is the tallest of the group, BUT Mac is only slightly shorter than her, meaning that with heels, she appears taller than Ronnie. She found this out during a party and will not stop wearing heels, she likes being taller than Veronica. Veronica doesn't mind this.
Mostly because she is to busy Gay Panicking ™
Let me one up this with: Chandler doesn’t want anyone to be taller than her and finds increasingly ridiculous ways to outdo them and almost breaks her ankles.
Meanwhile Duke in the background like: all of you have -6 brain cells put together, I hate it here
Chrimin Knife.
(This took 10 min are 11:45 PM)
Blitzo: It’s time to switch my old everyday knives to Christmas knives.
Moxxie: There’s a difference?
Blitzo: Yeah, the Christmas ones light up.
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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.
Imagine a Huntlow fanfic created solely on the song twin sized mattress. Like something happened between Hunter and Willow and they get in an argument. Hunter's like yelling at Willow (because we was bottling shit up and took it out on her by accident) then when Willow just stands still not saying anything, looking at the floor Hunter asks/yells:
"What, you have nothing to say!?" And Willow immediately snaps her head up and starts aggressively walking towards him with her eyes starting to water, digging her finger into his chest while saying:
"It's no big surprise you turned out this way
When they closed their eyes and prayed you would change
And they cut your hair and sent you away
You stopped by my house the night you escaped
With tears in my eyes I begged you to stay
You said 'hey man, I love you, but no fucking way"
She then runs out and Hunter stands there a few minutes and as soon as he realizes what he's done he crumbles into a corner as tears fill his eyes.
I intertwined my fingers with my *Insert hair description* to prevent myself from screaming 'how could *Insert pronoun* do this to me!' as tears burned down my face leaving stains of sadness.
Meet Lufi Muhamad the tattoo artist from my original story Of Ink And Flowers set to be released on Wattpad on 1/22
If you think about it... Hunter got adopted by like 4 different people. Camila and Darius (canon) and a lot of people believe that Eda and Raine (while not being his main parental figures) were very much parental figures to him. He would have 5 parents if you count Alador as his step-dad.