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okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

Y’all I haven’t seen anyone mention this but one of Chirons legs is amputated, it’s metal.

This is lovely and needs more attention

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Everyone reblog this with something an adult, non family member, or family member has said to damian (WITH CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKERS, or without i’ll play devils advocate) and i’ll tell you, as an older sibling of an absolute DEMON CHILD BROTHER, how i would react to someone saying or doing that stuff to MY little brother

Teen Titans thought:

Every thanksgiving they have a game they play all through November called the turkey hunt basically whichever titan catches the turkey wins. It’s not a normal turkey…. It's beast boy. They have to catch him while he’s transformed into a turkey which leads to lots of chaos with them all being highly trained. Beast boy has to become a turkey for at least three or more hours and that time could be split into whatever increments he wants. So you get all the titans chasing after a green turkey. The JLA had to put the game on pause during meetings as Beast boy tried to hide behind Superman and he got body slammed by all the titans sending him along with the titans through at least three floors.

Rules:

Read all the rules before sending an ask.

Don’t be rude to anyone on my page.

I am okay writing spicy things but know they may not be good.

Please be specific when asking for me to write.

This will be a 16+ account if you are under 16 and still chose to interact, that is your own fault if you read something you didn’t expect.

You can ask me personal questions but if I'm not comfortable answering them I won't.

These will get updated whenever I think there's more to add.

Hoping to see you back in the Underground!

Welcome to the Underground!

I'll be your host LockOfSpades but you can just call me Lock.

I post random D.C. headcanons (mostly batfam) along with random things I come up with.

But I will also be posting info on different serial killers so this account will be 16+.

Each post will have warnings on what it will/may contain.

You can send me asks and questions about any of the aforementioned items.

I myself am still in school so I will post whenever I can.

Rules: https://www.tumblr.com/lockofspades/724512657929060352/rules?source=share

I hope you have a wonderful day/night and hope to see you return to the Underground.

Jason listens to Hozier a lot and so Alfred started playing his music to get him more acclimated to living in the mansion. Damien heard of him through Alfred after he started living with Bruce and became a big fan along with Cass and Kate. Ever else just gets used to it. Dick listens to him when something goes wrong on a mission or patrol.

"Who the hell did you bite this time?"

Everyone reblog this with something an adult, non family member, or family member has said to damian (WITH CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKERS, or without i’ll play devils advocate) and i’ll tell you, as an older sibling of an absolute DEMON CHILD BROTHER, how i would react to someone saying or doing that stuff to MY little brother

This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it'll do fuck all, they're exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don't give them your money

EDIT:

yes I know it was a scam to get information off people, I know it was run by a neo-nazi, I know it's been shut down. There is a lot of information in the reblogs which I recommend you check out rather than sharing this base post from weeks ago before any of this was known, or sending me pissy asks and reblogs with this.

DIY hrt is not inherently dangerous, any transmeds/TERFs/anti-DIY replies will get blocked. The reblogs also have information on safer DIY hrt for people without other options. My personal recommendation is diyhrt . wiki.

diyhrt.wiki

The DIY HRT Directory

All the information you need to be informed on DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy

Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.

Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.

Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.

Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:

Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.

The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top

You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.

Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up

You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff

You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.

Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:

Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog

Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.

If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.

You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"

Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.

Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.

We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.

Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.

Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.

Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it

You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.

Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.

Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit

You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.

Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.

Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.

If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal

Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension

In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.

You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!

Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs

Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!

annabeth lifting a barbell with jason and percy on either side with no effort. Reblog if you agree

Gotham City is located in New Jersey. WHY DOES NONE OF THE BATFAM HAVE ACCENTS????? Bruce probably learned to hide his along with Tim, but Jason should have one it would make sense.

nico and annabeth as video game streamers. nico plays various fighting games while annabeth fucks with minecraft. their fans dont know they know each other

one day during a stream nico is like "oh let me check up on my boyfriend he has a friend over"

*checks to see jason and percy in the living room peacefully playing w their legos*

"ye theyre fine"

but things get interesting when later on annabeth is like "my fiance is cooking with a friend"

flashes to jason and percy in the kitchen chopping veggies together

the fans want to know WHICH BOYFRIEND IS WHOSE???

Neither percy nor jason have any kind of social media, their partners do reference them occasionally but not enough to make i it clear who is jason and who is percy.

the two of them appear on a stream together and it becomes clear it will be no help because clearly these four have been friends for a long time and theyre all too close.

jason: annabeth's biggest fear is spiders but on a deeper level its letting down her friends and family

percy: i went camping with nico's sisters and they kept bullying me

fan: nico which one is your boyfriend???

nico: the hot one duh

fan: annabeth which one is your fiance??

annabeth: the goodlooking one

eventually both fanbases agree that the dark haired guy is nico's boyfriend jason, and the blond one is annabeth's fiance percy.

the two of them use this as a gag for a while, and as they grow in popularity it becomes a huge inside joke.

and then annabeth gets married and posts a video of percy choking up in tears in front of the altar

their fanbases implode

So my post on Oklahoma making it legal to take indigenous children from their parents without tribal consent is blowing up, and I'm glad people are horrified. But what I need people to know is that this might happen on a national level.

The Supreme Court is debating overturning the Indian Child Welfare Act.

What this act does is give Native American and Alaska Native tribes and nations control over the foster and adoption placement of their children. To overturn it would be to say tribes and nations aren't sovereign, and it would also allow the U.S. government to forcibly assimilate indigenous children into other cultures.

Please:

Spread the word about what is happening.

Read online news articles about this; the more traffic on those articles, the more likely the press is to write more articles.

If there are protests in your area, join them.

If there are indigenous nations or tribes in your area, ask them how you can help.

Donate to indigenous rights organizations like Native American Rights Fund.

Write to your representatives.

If ICWA falls, keep all of the above up. Don't just shrug and think it's over.

No one talk to me unless they've listened to the acoustic version of Lovejoy

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

I can't tell if I'd be horrified or let them in to do a cuddle pile

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

I would like to apologize for the person I will become when the Percy Jackson tv show comes out. It will be my entire personality, after one teaser trailer I talked about only that for a month straight. I am about to make it everyone’s problem

👎🏻: batman is bruce’s fursona

👍🏻: batman is bruce’s drag persona

This is correct. I'm currently watching Justice League Dark and his entire thing is him playing out every scenario and words in his head then him just saying "Hn" or Hm" or him just huffing

The best part about Batman is that 75% of his characterization can be split into this format:

Internally: [dramatic rant about (insert relevant topic/character/memory)]

Externally: “Hn.”

AT SAKURACON TODAY STUDIO ORANGE SAID SEASON 3'S EXISTANCE DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH ATTENTION TRIGUN STAMPEDE GETS

SO PLEASE

SHARE YOUR CRUNCHYROLL OR HULU ACCOUNT WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY, GET MORE PEOPLE INTERESTED

ORGANIZE ONLINE WATCH PARTIES

RECOMMEND IT ON EVERY PLATFORM AND IN EVERY CHATROOM

TALK ABOUT IT NON STOP ON SOCIAL MEDIA

GIVE IT HIGH RATINGS AND REVIEWS ON IMDB, ROTTEN TOMATOS, COMMON SENSE MEDIA, AND ON CRUNCHYROLL.

SHARE THE FREE 1ST EPISODE OF STAMPEDE OFF CRUNCHYROLL'S YOUTUBE PAGE, THEY HAVE SUBBED AND DUBBED!

POST CROSSOVER FAN ART AND WRITE CROSS OVER FICS, AND COMMISSION POPULAR ARTISTS, TO GET ATTENTION FROM OUTSIDE THE FANDOM

COSPLAY AS THE STAMPEDE CHARACTERS, GET OTHER ANIME FANS TO NOTICE HOW MANY OF US ARE CHOOSING TO COSPLAY THAT ANIME SPECIFICALLY, "MUST BE POPULAR IF THEY'RE ALWAYS DRESSING UP AS IT HUH?"

IT IS POPULAR ACTUALLY! BUT WE WANT IT TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING MAYBE EVEN GROWING

REBLOG THIS POST. REPOST THIS POST. DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

I BEG

*The Justice League apprehends the Joker*

Joker: So—does Batsy talk about me?

Wonder Woman: Why would he talk about you?

Joker: Why, because I'm his arch nemesis, that's why! His worst enemy! His most dearly detested!

Wonder Woman: You flatter yourself.

Superman: Some mom at a parent-teacher conference once told him that his daughter wouldn't be selectively mute if she wasn't vaccinated. He spends at least an hour each week ranting about that woman.

Wonder Woman: You can only dream of reaching that level of contempt.

Flash: Yeah, last week he spent twenty four minutes just talking about where exactly he was going shove her organic, vegan, sugar-free muffins if she tells him how to "fix" his children one more time.

Green Lantern: Not to mention what he was going to do if her unvaccinated children come anywhere near his immunocompromised son.

Superman: I don't think you come anywhere close to being his worst enemy.

Joker: :(

Violence is never the answer!……unless you’re Batman…..

You have been visited by the golden Ghildo. Reblog to bring good fortune and ass wobbles into your life.

happy hozier day to all those who celebrate

The reason Bruce Wayne decided to dress all the Robin’s in such bright colors (fucking traffic light) was so he didn’t lose them in the dark streets of Gotham. He knew that he scared the crap out of people by coming out of the darkness, and Dick was already a menace to society…. You couldn’t have him sneaking up on people without warning.

This is me whole heartedly

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense