I Have So Many Ralbert Thoughts But I'm So So So Eepy......

Race: I made you breakfast 🥰😘💞✨️

Spot: it's burnt

Race: yeah well.

Race: it's made with love. Not skill

Thinking about how novelsies spot is a redhead and how he's usually not described that way in fics 'cause even if more ppl read the novel we've already got albert meeting our redhead quota

Realising that if we did have both spot and albert as redheads.. considering the popularity of sprace/ralbert/spralbert... we could say racetrack has a type

I feel like the whole “race and albert are banned in the kitchen” is just slightly off: either they will burn your kitchen down but somehow still put something on the table that is worth five michelin stars

or are both individually excellent cooks but should not be put together (which I feel like honestly counts for almost everything they do together, it’s like their rational working braincells turn off when they are together and only turn on again when they’re apart)

just finished writing an EXTREMELY self indulgent javey oneshot .................... who wants to read it I'll post it tmr maybe ...

Davey speaks french and it fucks jack up ... they're also in a library so it's all whispering ....

rb in the tags what would be the physical feature used to identify you in fanfiction of you if you were a fictional character

LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS BOY BSHSHHSHSHSHJWJSJSJJSJS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

finally kicked my art block so have some jack kelly spouting teenage boy nonsense at poor katherine as a treat ( what do you mean this isn't their post-world will know scene in a nutshell?? )

sorry for the inactivity :-( I just haven't been motivated to post recently .... everything's just tiring me out a little :(

welcome to a random Javid moment I found in 92sies when I was watching it the other day

JACK LITERALLY GRABS DAVID BY THE TIE?!? AND DRAGS HIM ALONG?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’RE STRAIGHT?!

All the screenshots I have so far of my very legally obtained recording of uksies. Yes half of them are of race so what

Also @saveugoodmadam it's your fave