Ironically I Got A Unicorn Lmao

:points at: ME TOO 😔😔😔

trying not to make fifty aus for my little brain characters challenge (impossible)

he still got that sigma jawline lmao /j

(still have not recovered from losing my brain cells after my mom wanted to watch the new despicable me)

(also this post is based off of(idk if that’s the correct wording but whatever) an inside joke/joke thing between me n hallows so i apologize for making anybody else cringe with the brainrot(ting) terms, i rarely even say em so you’ll probs be fine lol)

I'm bored so I'm gonna make everyone who follows me look at pippin

:CHOKING:

NAHHHHHHH…. OKAY WHY IS THIS FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭

…..GUYS GUYS CREATE MORE WUKONG X SANS CRACKSHIP LORE /j /or is it? 🤨🤨🤨

Good luck babe

You guys can have this too LMAO (still haven't seen S5 im so bored)

@hallows-personal-hell KITTYYYYYYYYY

@hallows-personal-hell i think you’re uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. a, either 4 or 7, and.. hm.. @, $, #, or &(I can’t decide)(also some of these are joke answers lol)

i’d be in “pretty rough” because i was starting to write an undertale au bout the integrity soul

…and considering the fact that(assuming im still human in this, and not a monster) many monsters would be trying to kill me(see the captain of the royal guard(not undyne) and the royal guard itself, plus some other monsters), when the only weapons i would really have would be like… stuff from shops, and, if i become mia/integrity soul in this(not sure how it works so)- ballet shoes.

ballet.

shoes.

all while im basically just some random child/teen(mia/the integrity soul is 12 in the au, so almost teen i suppose- i’m already one tho), who’s just tryin to get home but would technically know that she’d die in the end(that is, if we have any background info from the world we came from ig?).

so yeah, also considering the fact that i, like many other people, would be unable to handle the stress in that situation…

…i’d be screwed lmao

(luckily i might have plot armor… and flowey, up until the end of the au where mia/integrity soul dies from asgore lol)

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

you guys can cook(or attempt to without burnin the whole house down)?

man i cant cook i tried to make rice and it turned into soup why does this keep happening

nah cuz literally i couldn’t care less bout myself gettin spoiled… like i do not avoid spoilers at all w/ stuff i like since I’ve never really been affected by em for some reason- idrk why, im just weird like that :shrug:

I think I might be the only person on earth who doesn’t give a fuck about spoilers. as a kid, I used to read the last few pages of a book to see if it was worth reading. freak behavior.

pretty much all of these are either probably canon or are actually canon…… how lmao

Character headcanon generator

1.Sun Wukong is very good at walking in platform heels. 2.Sun Wukong's favorite color is pink. 3.Sun Wukong sings in the shower. 4.Sun Wukong desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. 5.Sun Wukong has a very low alcohol tolerance. 6.Sun Wukong is going to hell. 7.If Sun Wukong likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. 8. Sun Wukong is a great artist. 9.Sun Wukong can beat you up if deserved. 10.Sun Wukong sucks at saying tongue twisters.

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