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🎉I’m trying to raise money for top surgery! 🎉

So far I’ve been able to afford my consultation fee, and I have enough for the $1000 deposit. My consultation is next month, but at minimum the surgery will cost $8000.

I’m living with my parents who aren’t accepting, so it’s coming entirely out of my pocket.

Anything you can spare I’d appreciate 🙇🙇🙇

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Top Surgery, organized by Alex Fontaine

Hi! My name is Alex and I’m non-binary. I’m AFAB which means assigned female at birth, and I’ve been trying… Alex Fontaine needs your suppo

Everyone in your life has a final moment with you

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the worms the spiders and the forces of  the ground. She is the slayer.”

This bird is called the Buffy Hummingbird.

Buffy Anne Hummingbird

Buffy the Hummingbird

Slayer of The Worms

NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

Me: [Sees cute Trans*/nonbinary people on my dash]

Me: [Pansexual sweating]

this is so fkin adorable angel is probably my favorite of any oc everr

🍊🌿 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 🌿🍊

To slightly quote corpse  I F***ING HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGGSSSSS *Throws my clock across the room*

why does this sound like me as a parent it sounds like youre explaining my future

k so like i know this is supposed to be a murdoc x reader blog but i wanted maybe some headcanons of Dad Murdoc (TM) coz he'd be da best dad. so! could we have some headcanons of dad murdoc??? u can say no if u want!!! love ya!!

- murdoc’s .... not great at parenting. he likes to take credit for raising noodle, but really, he was never the one to dicispline her. he’s a ~cool~ dad and prefers to never ever be the one doing the punishing because he fears he will completely lose himself and start screaming at his child

- he’s very fearful of being exactly the same like his worthless dad was, so that’s why he never likes to do the punishing.

-he gives a lot of love - everyone has to know that’s his kid!!! his excellent, wonderful, talented kid! he’s that guy who records his kids performances/sports/whatever with a giant ipad and almost talks the whole time.

- he’s super encouraging with whatever they want to persue (and he usually wants to be a part of it, especially if it’s music related). he’s not brutally honest if his kid is bad at it at first, because it takes time, but he’s very on their ass about practicing if they want to be better than him (even if he himself is not good at whatever activity they’re doing)

- swears around them. he just can’t be bothered to filter himself unless he’s explicitly talking about sex.

- he’s not particularly good at the tedious tasks of parenting,like making lunches, sitting there and watching the same disney movie 12 times a day without calling it “fucking stupid”, or reading them to sleep at night. just because he never received that type of care as a kid.

- he does try though! like making pancakes in the morning is something he grows to enjoy, it tucking them in and playing them bass as they fall asleep (that’s his personal favorite)

- he cannot do tantrums and the first time his kid has one it is so overwhelming he calls his two year old “an ungrateful little shit” because he got so anxious. when their screams turn from angry to sobbing in sadness, he instantly feels regret with how he treated the situation. he doesn’t give them what they want, but he does apologize and coddle them.

- it is a struggle for him to stop smoking as much as he does. he almost offers his kid a cig once. it was bad

- he loves them. that’s it.